The one when you got high at work or school

[wirkdy]

One fine day I went to work, I was a sales assistant in a store and that day I was alone in the shop, so I got all my "tools" ready for work:
- 160mg of good oxy
- 4 exquisite havana colas (holyfuck for real, sweet and high in alcohol!)
- and just added an enticing can of pink wine in the basket 'cos why not!

My plan was to only take one oxy and drink 2 havanas at work... well it didn't quite work well that way.
I crushed one oxy in my mouth and drunk it with a havana. Then I felt one oxy for Friday was pussy dose, thus I opened another havana and crushed the second oxy.
I also started playing ACDC and Alice Cooper, Poison, just their best hits, on repeat in the store stereo speakers, at fairly high volume, even getting some compliments from some brit tourists! ;D

The oxy soon felt higher and higher and i kept drinking havana and that exquisite pink wine, well I didn't nod like the junkies at 7/11 in those USA videos nor did anything else too stupid but ended up drinking all the alcohol I purchased, half of which I'd planned to keep for the evening... well somehow I drunk it ALL and just can't explain how the hell I ended up closing the shop THREE HOURS AFTER the stated closure time!!!

Ok I briefly lost the shop keys (luckily I didn't just left leaving the shop open! which would not have been so unexpectable under those heavy effects and at home I wondered if I actually closed it! ) and thus wasn't able to close it! That made me freak out big time but I ended up finding them soon.

Anyway I cannot explain nor remember at all what the hell I did THREE HOURS in the night with the shop wholly open, the only one in the whole city!!! (It was close to midnight and off high season).

Well thas episode is one which will be left unanswered throughout history!! No doubt!!

Well that's my story, not crazy or anything of the like but surely very very mysterious!
I also got a few ones from when I was a young teen in school (fresh high from strong weed and got called from a "don't play with me ever!" professor for an unexpected oral exam standing in front of the whole class with my "joint colleagues" laughing their ass off at me indiscriminately! Good times!).

What about your story at work or school under influence?

 

[deficiT]

I've told this story before, but I was on meth in the pizza hut bathroom talking to what I thought was some camgirl, but they turned around and blackmailed me and said they were gonna send screenshots of my dick to my whole family and all the places I've worked if I didn't send them money.

 

[deficiT]

...and this is why we either jerk off to free porn or rent an actual prostitute instead of giving our money to camwhores.

Out of curiosity, how did the blackmail situation pan out?

I told them to eat shit and reported them. Basically just publicly said, "well hopefully you don't get any fucked up pics" lol. Nothing came of it though thankfully.

I do all that too but ya know sometimes you get a wild hair up your ass...

 

[Burnt Offerings]

Never really been high at work. Been high at school countless times though. One time in particular, I went to a class on LSD lol. I remember looking at my text book and seeing one single sentence covering the whole page…like it was just one sentence, written over and over and over again, which comprised the text of the book

At that point I decided that I was too high to be in class and promptly made my way to the door lol

 

[deficiT]

LSD on a plane was interesting. So was LSD at Thanksgiving lol.

 

[foodcrisis]

^^^^i've done some public transportation buses and trains while tripping... public bathrooms on lsd can get to be pretty terrible with heightened senses and what not. it always feels really good to get outside after these experiences though.

i used to smoke weed as a dish washer and drink a forty when they would call me in for extra night shifts when i was the day worker, but never really had a problem with that... i think they used to know when i'd take adderall... i worked in a pizza shop supply ware house and they let people smoke cigarettes while working. at the start of the job i had this little mexican guy as my trainer and he knew i smoked a cigarette with weed at the tip in the bathroom, so i'm pretty sure he drove a machine to lift pallettes at me to tell me to stay on guard... i remember one time he slapped my hand for reading the wrong papers. lol. his culture was kind of different. after that some kids my age filled in for him and we would smoke while working. it wasn't a bad job but my back injury couldn't really let me keep up with the work. i've had a few other jobs but those are the only ones that i've ever really smoked at... i'm usually moderatly responsible.

 

[wirkdy]

LSD on a plane was interesting. So was LSD at Thanksgiving lol.

on thanksgiving totally agree (even if in europe we don't have it but I get what it is: big happy lovely and noisy dinner with relatives) on a plane...just hope it doesn't go in a bad trip!

 

[PtahTek]

I get high on flower with client everyday. Cept time off.
Hell... if it helps him feel better who is to judge. Dude fairly off with loss of everything (my name). I get it. How do we handle this, I ask myself.
We get along quite well.
He didn't wanna go to the hospital cause he thought he would lose me as a caregiver and be replaced. I said no I can take a break from work and be there when you get back and I think it relieved something in him. Hope he goes....

Damn imma ramblin