I live in a ~110 year old house and do not own a microwave, dishwasher or garbage disposal.
I have never paid for cable TV (or had it for years). I do not facebook/twitter/myspace/blog and regard those who do as narcissistic.
I do not believe in credit / debt (except for mortgage, which is unfortunately the only way to avoid rent)
I am proud to work hard for an unimpressive living, and hold a lot of traditional values despite being violently agnostic (e.g. frowning on extra-marital intercourse/procreation, advocating an expansion of sharia-style law / capital-punishment).
I generally walk to any destination under 3 miles.
There are no aspirin/tylenol/cold medicine/etc to be found in my house, as I do not injest such worthless corporate chemical garbage.
I believe not being armed at all times is quite foolish.
I have impeccable grammar and despise on all those who rape our language in this era of digital degeneration.
If I had the $$ / knowledge I'd love to move out in the woods somewhere, surrounded by trees instead of people .. unfortunately I was born/raised in SoCal; I possess only language/computer skills rather than basic survival instinct. I can't repair a damn thing and I f**king hated boy scouts.