evilcalvin
Bluelighter
Goodbye life, Hello IRC! (and damn you Dante for corrupting me 
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The official Austnet #bluelight thread (subtitled The guide for n00bs)
- Thread starter Dante
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IRC is a addiction...
Stay away you crazy Kids!! Or you'll be like the rest of us, endless hours spent staring blankly at a computer monitor, countless "lol's" and "rofl's". Family and friends soon mean nothing. Once you get a taste of the sweet nectar of 100% recycled electrons there's no going back!!!
Save yourselves!! While you still can, while you are still young. Ow, if only I could go back, how different things would be!
OK.. enought paradoxical rambling..
If recommended dosage is exceeded, phone lines may continue to be engaged
Stay away you crazy Kids!! Or you'll be like the rest of us, endless hours spent staring blankly at a computer monitor, countless "lol's" and "rofl's". Family and friends soon mean nothing. Once you get a taste of the sweet nectar of 100% recycled electrons there's no going back!!!
Save yourselves!! While you still can, while you are still young. Ow, if only I could go back, how different things would be!
OK.. enought paradoxical rambling..
If recommended dosage is exceeded, phone lines may continue to be engaged
OMG i hate irc i am sooo addicted... it is the devil it will destroy ur lives.. its not a cure for boredom its the reason why u start missing ur favourite shows, u dont do ur homework... ...
SERIOUSLY its a waste of time, and soon u will only b close to ppl who go on irc, or something.... anyway wat im trying to say is.. STAY AWAY
SERIOUSLY its a waste of time, and soon u will only b close to ppl who go on irc, or something.... anyway wat im trying to say is.. STAY AWAY
funki
Bluelighter
some people are addicted to computers, cable and the internet,
others are addicted to IRC and Austnet, and #Bluelight
some people are just dammed addicted to IRC
do yourself a favout and log on
others are addicted to IRC and Austnet, and #Bluelight
some people are just dammed addicted to IRC
do yourself a favout and log on
stacyrox
Bluelighter
im living proof that irc is the embodiment of all things evil and bad..
been on austnet for 6yrs and am yet to find reason to leave. kinda tragic i know but hey, it used to be all about meeting new people.. nowdays its just to chat to friends.
i hate using the phone so its extremely convenient for me - granted it wastes a LOT of time....
but we're all nice people, there arent that many uber-computer-nerds on #bluelight, most of us are just bored or looking for ways to waste time (be it at work or home heh)
stace.
been on austnet for 6yrs and am yet to find reason to leave. kinda tragic i know but hey, it used to be all about meeting new people.. nowdays its just to chat to friends.
i hate using the phone so its extremely convenient for me - granted it wastes a LOT of time....
but we're all nice people, there arent that many uber-computer-nerds on #bluelight, most of us are just bored or looking for ways to waste time (be it at work or home heh)
stace.
gleep
Bluelighter
Today got quite stupid HAHAHAH!
I've edited it heaps so it doesn't fill the screen.
[17:12] <RickiLake> hi! i need to lose some waite
[17:12] <JudgeJudy> my daytime show is better then yours
[17:12] <RickiLake> JudgeJudy fuck oath scag!
[17:13] <JudgeJudy> rickielake: do u put out?
[17:13] <Jerry> cheer for me you fucks
[17:13] <RickiLake> JudgeJudy im as lose as a plastic bag!
[17:13] <RickiLake> Jerry a prepose a deathmatch!
[17:14] <JesusChrist> I died on a cross cos I'm a fuckwit with no clothes
[17:14] * Oprah eats another big mac
[17:15] * SallyJessyRapha throws a book at Oprah
[17:16] <TaniaZaetta> I'm a bimbo whorebag
[17:16] * TaniaZaetta sucks MikeMunroe's juicey cock
[17:16] <MikeMunroe> DarrylSomers whave another glass of plonk!
[17:16] * EthanCrane ties OzzieOstrich neck in a knot
[17:17] <MikeMunroe> Tonight on A world full of morons. why did baby john shave of his moe? because of those animal sex charges
[17:17] * BertNewton smiles
[17:17] <BabyJohn> ol' moon face!
[17:18] <BertNewton> Belvadeer: come here my boy
[17:18] * Belvadeer plays a shit piano tubne
[17:19] <FatCat> FatCat says "never use naughty words like cum"
[17:19] <FatCat> FatCat says " use a happy word like yummy warm whities"
[17:19] <NonieHazlehurst> look.. lets make a plane out of an old toilet roll
[17:20] <FatCat> GrahamKennedy u old farT!
[17:20] * PeterHarvey , Canberra.
[17:21] <TotiGoldsmith> HI! look at my tits!
[17:21] <StanZemanic> women suck
[17:22] <JohnLaws> StanZemanic your a disgrace!
[17:21] <MikeWitney> Would you eat a live cockroach..... FOR $50?!?!
[17:22] <JohnLaws> hi im john laws i'd like to read u some poetry
[17:23] <DonBurke> Today we learn how to grow opium!
[17:23] <DonBurke> with the right soil u can have a harvest like a afgan warlord today!
[17:24] <DonBurke> blissfucker now cum is a great plant fertilizer!
[17:23] <KatrinaRowntree> tonight on getaway
[17:23] <Jackie0> KatrinaRowntree: can i see ure ripe breasts?
[17:23] * DonBurke feels KatrinaRowntree's tits!
[17:24] * KatrinaRowntree feels them too
[17:24] * KatrinaRowntree offers her tits to everyone
Then it gets raunchy! (look away if you are offended by sexually explicit alphanumeric characters)
[17:24] <JennaJameson> FEED ME COCK!
[17:24] <ChaseyLane> JennaJameson: i've always wanted a 3 some with you
[17:25] * ChaseyLane goes down on JennaJameson
[17:25] <JennaJameson> ChaseyLane!! fuck you have a nice cunt slut!
[17:25] <JennaJameson> I'd rather have 9 cocks in me!
[17:25] <ArsefuckTwins> ive had 10!
[17:25] <ArsefuckTwins> Jackie0 stick this in ur mouth
[17:26] <ChaseyLane> JennaJameson: 69 ?
[17:26] * JOhnClaudeVanDa karate kicks the room
[17:26] <ChaseyLane> who is going to fuck me in the arse while jenna licks me out?
[17:26] <JennaJameson> I will!
[17:26] <JOhnClaudeVanDa> im in!
[17:26] * ChaseyLane hands JennaJameson a strap on
[17:26] * JOhnClaudeVanDa takes of his tights
[17:26] * JennaJameson drinks 5 litres of semen
[17:27] <JennaJameson> fresh from as many different cocks as possible
[17:27] <JennaJameson> I'm a slutty hoe!
[17:28] <JudgeJudyHorney> who wants to lick me out?
[17:28] <JOhnClaudeVanDa> my dog does1
[17:28] <JennaJameson> judge judy is ugly filth
[17:28] * JudgeJudyHorney walks off and uses her dildo
[17:29] <ArnieSwartznege> hello
[17:29] <ArnieSwartznege> im absolutley fantastic
[17:29] <ChaseyLane> ArnieSwartznege: oh Arnie..... give me your hot manlyness
[17:29] <ArnieSwartznege> ChaseyLane i will pump with
[17:29] <ArnieSwartznege> I'll be back
[17:30] <ChaseyLane> ArnieSwartznege: i want u back inside of me
[ 19 April 2002: Message edited by: gleep ]
I've edited it heaps so it doesn't fill the screen.
[17:12] <RickiLake> hi! i need to lose some waite
[17:12] <JudgeJudy> my daytime show is better then yours
[17:12] <RickiLake> JudgeJudy fuck oath scag!
[17:13] <JudgeJudy> rickielake: do u put out?
[17:13] <Jerry> cheer for me you fucks
[17:13] <RickiLake> JudgeJudy im as lose as a plastic bag!
[17:13] <RickiLake> Jerry a prepose a deathmatch!
[17:14] <JesusChrist> I died on a cross cos I'm a fuckwit with no clothes
[17:14] * Oprah eats another big mac
[17:15] * SallyJessyRapha throws a book at Oprah
[17:16] <TaniaZaetta> I'm a bimbo whorebag
[17:16] * TaniaZaetta sucks MikeMunroe's juicey cock
[17:16] <MikeMunroe> DarrylSomers whave another glass of plonk!
[17:16] * EthanCrane ties OzzieOstrich neck in a knot
[17:17] <MikeMunroe> Tonight on A world full of morons. why did baby john shave of his moe? because of those animal sex charges
[17:17] * BertNewton smiles
[17:17] <BabyJohn> ol' moon face!
[17:18] <BertNewton> Belvadeer: come here my boy
[17:18] * Belvadeer plays a shit piano tubne
[17:19] <FatCat> FatCat says "never use naughty words like cum"
[17:19] <FatCat> FatCat says " use a happy word like yummy warm whities"
[17:19] <NonieHazlehurst> look.. lets make a plane out of an old toilet roll
[17:20] <FatCat> GrahamKennedy u old farT!
[17:20] * PeterHarvey , Canberra.
[17:21] <TotiGoldsmith> HI! look at my tits!
[17:21] <StanZemanic> women suck
[17:22] <JohnLaws> StanZemanic your a disgrace!
[17:21] <MikeWitney> Would you eat a live cockroach..... FOR $50?!?!
[17:22] <JohnLaws> hi im john laws i'd like to read u some poetry
[17:23] <DonBurke> Today we learn how to grow opium!
[17:23] <DonBurke> with the right soil u can have a harvest like a afgan warlord today!
[17:24] <DonBurke> blissfucker now cum is a great plant fertilizer!
[17:23] <KatrinaRowntree> tonight on getaway
[17:23] <Jackie0> KatrinaRowntree: can i see ure ripe breasts?
[17:23] * DonBurke feels KatrinaRowntree's tits!
[17:24] * KatrinaRowntree feels them too
[17:24] * KatrinaRowntree offers her tits to everyone
Then it gets raunchy! (look away if you are offended by sexually explicit alphanumeric characters)
[17:24] <JennaJameson> FEED ME COCK!
[17:24] <ChaseyLane> JennaJameson: i've always wanted a 3 some with you
[17:25] * ChaseyLane goes down on JennaJameson
[17:25] <JennaJameson> ChaseyLane!! fuck you have a nice cunt slut!
[17:25] <JennaJameson> I'd rather have 9 cocks in me!
[17:25] <ArsefuckTwins> ive had 10!
[17:25] <ArsefuckTwins> Jackie0 stick this in ur mouth
[17:26] <ChaseyLane> JennaJameson: 69 ?
[17:26] * JOhnClaudeVanDa karate kicks the room
[17:26] <ChaseyLane> who is going to fuck me in the arse while jenna licks me out?
[17:26] <JennaJameson> I will!
[17:26] <JOhnClaudeVanDa> im in!
[17:26] * ChaseyLane hands JennaJameson a strap on
[17:26] * JOhnClaudeVanDa takes of his tights
[17:26] * JennaJameson drinks 5 litres of semen
[17:27] <JennaJameson> fresh from as many different cocks as possible
[17:27] <JennaJameson> I'm a slutty hoe!
[17:28] <JudgeJudyHorney> who wants to lick me out?
[17:28] <JOhnClaudeVanDa> my dog does1
[17:28] <JennaJameson> judge judy is ugly filth
[17:28] * JudgeJudyHorney walks off and uses her dildo
[17:29] <ArnieSwartznege> hello
[17:29] <ArnieSwartznege> im absolutley fantastic
[17:29] <ChaseyLane> ArnieSwartznege: oh Arnie..... give me your hot manlyness
[17:29] <ArnieSwartznege> ChaseyLane i will pump with
[17:29] <ArnieSwartznege> I'll be back
[17:30] <ChaseyLane> ArnieSwartznege: i want u back inside of me
[ 19 April 2002: Message edited by: gleep ]
Dante
Bluelight Crew
- Joined
- Oct 30, 2001
- Messages
- 1,266
Well. This just happened... (not on the Austnet channel, but it came about because of the Austnet channel... 
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And to top it off, I've included the conversation BT and myself had, straight into this log as well... if it's BOLD, it's a private message...
[01:44] *** Now talking in #bluelight
[01:44] *** Topic is '[Average_Whiteboy] if i win, you must tounge my ballon knot'
[01:44] *** Set by StonE on Fri Apr 19 17:54:39
[01:44] <Dante> y0 y0
[01:44] <KaNdiEGurrl> hewoo!!!
[01:44] <BigTrancer>
[01:44] <Dante> god
[01:44] <Dante> kill me
[01:45] <KaNdiEGurrl> who is BiGtRaNcEr?
[01:45] <BigTrancer> ROFLMAO
[01:45] <BigTrancer> you knew it was coming before you even connected
[01:45] <Dante> heh
[01:45] <Dante> omg
[01:45] <BigTrancer> I'm an aussie Bluelighter
[01:45] <Dante> Kill the alternating caps! MY EYES
[01:46] <Dante> MY EYES!!!
[01:46] *** Twigz ([email protected]) has joined #bluelight
[01:46] <Twigz> evening all
[01:46] <KaNdiEGurrl> U dOnT LiKE my TypINg?
[01:46] <KaNdiEGurrl>
[01:47] <BigTrancer> Hiya twigz :D
[01:47] <Dante> no, it's just hard to read
[01:47] <Dante> is all
[01:47] <Twigz> yo BT
[01:47] <Dante> YEAH
[01:47] <BigTrancer> I like your typing KaNdiEGurrl :D
[01:47] <Dante> the OZ invasoin
[01:47] <Twigz> pfft
[01:47] <Twigz>
[01:47] <Dante> man
[01:47] <Dante> you suck up
[01:47] <BigTrancer> i'm encouraging her might get a pic
[01:47] <Twigz> i expected there to be more people....
[01:47] <KaNdiEGurrl> ArE u All AuztRalIenz?
[01:48] <Dante> heh
[01:48] <Twigz> lol, yes
[01:48] <BigTrancer> yeah, we just popped in to say hello
[01:48] <Twigz> everyone is asleep in the land of Oz
[01:48] <Dante> well
[01:48] <Dante> us 3 at least
[01:49] <KaNdiEGurrl> u ArE sO KewLz!
[01:49] <Dante> omg
[01:49] <Dante> I'm going to kill it
[01:49] <Dante> please let me
[01:49] <Dante> PLEASE!
[01:49] <BigTrancer> leave her alone
[01:49] <BigTrancer>
[01:49] <BigTrancer> Thanks :D u too
[01:49] <BigTrancer> shes MY pet
[01:49] <BigTrancer> you get your own
[01:49] *** KaNdiEGurrl is now known as plazma
[01:49] <plazma> up yours bt
[01:49] <Twigz> i got 3 other bluelight bums around here...
[01:49] <plazma> you won't get head from ME!
[01:49] <Dante> OMG
[01:49] <Twigz> rofl
[01:49] <Dante> ROFLMAO
[01:49] <Dante> HAHAHAHAH
[01:49] <plazma> you love it
[01:49] <plazma>
[01:49] <Dante> That's pure class!!!!!!
[01:50] * Twigz aplauds
[01:50] * BigTrancer bows.
[01:50] <Twigz> well done
[01:50] * plazma bows
[01:50] <Dante> rofl
[01:50] <BigTrancer> nice werk
[01:50] <Dante> was that scripted?
[01:50] <plazma> hell no dude
[01:50] <Dante> hah
[01:50] <plazma> i'm an artist
[01:50] <BigTrancer> that you are
[01:50] <Dante> I'm adding that to the IRC thread
[01:50] <BigTrancer> fuckin hook... line..
[01:51] <plazma> i was TRYING to join the chanel as myself also
[01:51] <Dante> Can I add it? PLEASE?
[01:51] <plazma> so i could bag myself out
[01:51] <Twigz> big fuckoff sinker
[01:51] <plazma> dante you're welcome
[01:51] <BigTrancer> cut and paste the lot --- with comments
[01:51] <Dante> NICE
[01:51] <Dante> :D
[01:51] <BigTrancer> you gotta give a timeline that was magic
[01:51] *** BigTrancer ([email protected]) has left #bluelight
See what you'll get yourself in to? Heehee...
[ 19 April 2002: Message edited by: Dante ]
)And to top it off, I've included the conversation BT and myself had, straight into this log as well... if it's BOLD, it's a private message...
[01:44] *** Now talking in #bluelight
[01:44] *** Topic is '[Average_Whiteboy] if i win, you must tounge my ballon knot'
[01:44] *** Set by StonE on Fri Apr 19 17:54:39
[01:44] <Dante> y0 y0
[01:44] <KaNdiEGurrl> hewoo!!!
[01:44] <BigTrancer>
[01:44] <Dante> god
[01:44] <Dante> kill me
[01:45] <KaNdiEGurrl> who is BiGtRaNcEr?
[01:45] <BigTrancer> ROFLMAO
[01:45] <BigTrancer> you knew it was coming before you even connected
[01:45] <Dante> heh
[01:45] <Dante> omg
[01:45] <BigTrancer> I'm an aussie Bluelighter
[01:45] <Dante> Kill the alternating caps! MY EYES
[01:46] <Dante> MY EYES!!!
[01:46] *** Twigz ([email protected]) has joined #bluelight
[01:46] <Twigz> evening all
[01:46] <KaNdiEGurrl> U dOnT LiKE my TypINg?
[01:46] <KaNdiEGurrl>
[01:47] <BigTrancer> Hiya twigz :D
[01:47] <Dante> no, it's just hard to read
[01:47] <Dante> is all
[01:47] <Twigz> yo BT
[01:47] <Dante> YEAH
[01:47] <BigTrancer> I like your typing KaNdiEGurrl :D
[01:47] <Dante> the OZ invasoin
[01:47] <Twigz> pfft
[01:47] <Twigz>
[01:47] <Dante> man
[01:47] <Dante> you suck up
[01:47] <BigTrancer> i'm encouraging her might get a pic
[01:47] <Twigz> i expected there to be more people....
[01:47] <KaNdiEGurrl> ArE u All AuztRalIenz?
[01:48] <Dante> heh
[01:48] <Twigz> lol, yes
[01:48] <BigTrancer> yeah, we just popped in to say hello
[01:48] <Twigz> everyone is asleep in the land of Oz
[01:48] <Dante> well
[01:48] <Dante> us 3 at least
[01:49] <KaNdiEGurrl> u ArE sO KewLz!
[01:49] <Dante> omg
[01:49] <Dante> I'm going to kill it
[01:49] <Dante> please let me
[01:49] <Dante> PLEASE!
[01:49] <BigTrancer> leave her alone
[01:49] <BigTrancer>
[01:49] <BigTrancer> Thanks :D u too
[01:49] <BigTrancer> shes MY pet
[01:49] <BigTrancer> you get your own
[01:49] *** KaNdiEGurrl is now known as plazma
[01:49] <plazma> up yours bt
[01:49] <Twigz> i got 3 other bluelight bums around here...
[01:49] <plazma> you won't get head from ME!
[01:49] <Dante> OMG
[01:49] <Twigz> rofl
[01:49] <Dante> ROFLMAO
[01:49] <Dante> HAHAHAHAH
[01:49] <plazma> you love it
[01:49] <plazma>
[01:49] <Dante> That's pure class!!!!!!
[01:50] * Twigz aplauds
[01:50] * BigTrancer bows.
[01:50] <Twigz> well done
[01:50] * plazma bows
[01:50] <Dante> rofl
[01:50] <BigTrancer> nice werk
[01:50] <Dante> was that scripted?
[01:50] <plazma> hell no dude
[01:50] <Dante> hah
[01:50] <plazma> i'm an artist
[01:50] <BigTrancer> that you are
[01:50] <Dante> I'm adding that to the IRC thread
[01:50] <BigTrancer> fuckin hook... line..
[01:51] <plazma> i was TRYING to join the chanel as myself also
[01:51] <Dante> Can I add it? PLEASE?
[01:51] <plazma> so i could bag myself out
[01:51] <Twigz> big fuckoff sinker
[01:51] <plazma> dante you're welcome
[01:51] <BigTrancer> cut and paste the lot --- with comments
[01:51] <Dante> NICE
[01:51] <Dante> :D
[01:51] <BigTrancer> you gotta give a timeline that was magic
[01:51] *** BigTrancer ([email protected]) has left #bluelight
See what you'll get yourself in to? Heehee...
[ 19 April 2002: Message edited by: Dante ]
plazma
Bluelighter
*roffle*
I love tweaks. :D
-plaz out-
I love tweaks. :D
-plaz out-
BTW, I chat in #bluelight because of the general level of really intelligent, mature conversation that goes on as opposed to 99% of all the other Austnet channels...
Seriously
(Sif youd believe me from this thread, but yeah, its pretty good, just filled with a bit o' sillyness as well)
Seriously
(Sif youd believe me from this thread, but yeah, its pretty good, just filled with a bit o' sillyness as well)
If your an IRC addict, why not take it a step further and memorize the RFC. Hours of fun.
http://www.irc.org/tech_docs/rfc1459.html
I expect you to all know it.
http://www.irc.org/tech_docs/rfc1459.html
I expect you to all know it.
KraZeeY
Bluelighter
Is this down at the moment?
Dante
Bluelight Crew
- Joined
- Oct 30, 2001
- Messages
- 1,266
As far as I'm aware, the angel.bluelight.ru server has a user limit of 69 users... This channel regularly has around 45-50 users, and besides, I believe it was started on Austnet because luro (the channel owner) used other Austnet IRC channels at the time...
