my posse of Ohio State bros will be competing in your so-called drink-off. and if you both recall from hosting my friends and I that one fine Midsummer's Day, Miss Keni and Mister Pander, ya'll will surely also both recall the tenacity, furvor, and dedication to which my posse took up when we were drinking all the PBRs in your fridge. although the NCAA continues it's pillaging on my Ohio State village - almost all of the skilled and veteran players that had a 5-game suspension are now suspended for all but two games left of the season Buckeye. it looks like Terrelle Pryror, in an ironic-for-him-considering-his-intelligence, knew what was up by leaving Columbus for the greener pastures of Oakland, California. wow, smart moves don't occur on the regular for a player that purportedly scored a 7 on his first Wonderlic test (just like the SATs back in da day, the Wonderlic test takes the highest score)
however, tOSU does get a veteran offensive lineman back in Mike Adams. the Buckeyes desparately need some more o-line beef, as witnessed last weekend when Sparty sacked the Buckeyes a record 9 times
this game against Nebraska. oh what a shitastic time to play Nebraska. the Big Red Cornhuskers still have a bleeding anus from the raepage that the Wisconsin Badgers bestowed on them last weekend in Neb's Big Ten opener. Bo Pelini will be even more pissed than usual, and will be looking to beat the team (Ohio State) to where he got his coaching head start back in da day
so, this Nebraska - Ohio State game will go two ways. either tOSU will pull of an amazing upset (unlikely) - or Nebraska will win via 39 points
my point here is, there is no middle ground
however, on the bright side, my posse of Ohio State bros and hoes will be outdrinking that tame trio of ChickenShit, Pander Williams Jr, and Kenikunt in a way that Ohio boys can only showcase when their Buckeyes are gaming it up
