The New York Transit Authority . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

. . . in an effort to curb terrorism, has placed signs all over the subway system that read:

"WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO INSPECT ALL NAPSACKS AND LARGE PACKAGES."

Which realy sucks.

Cause now when I want to smuggle a kilo of weed onto the F train, I need to put it in a MEDIUM sized package.

 

[spgeddi]

i've a large package.
"god gave it to me..."

and i'd love some guys in uniform to inpect it on the train!

 

[New]

Hah. That's great.