Franklin Waters
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2010
- Messages
- 68
BEFORE READING THIS POEM:
Please understand that this poem is meant to sound simply-worded and generally ignorant. It is not meant to sound eloquent in any way. It is simply a mockery of the ignorance of people that follow programs such as DARE and take their word as the gospel. It is a very simple and somewhat strange poem, I'll admit parts of it are pretty stupid...but I do like parts of it...let me know what you think.
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One little grain
of powdered cocaine
should be enough just to fry up my brain.
All that I need
is one hit of weed
and I can find out where that pathway will lead.
Might be bad breath,
or worse, crystal meth,
but no matter what it'll end up in death.
Joe said he likes
a handful of Vikes
and I said he'll die when the overdose strikes.
You will regret
that last cigarette
when you just drop dead--how much worse can it get?
I see your lip
it's chock full of dip
Your mouth's gonna rot like my dead grandpa's hip!
The cops all agreed
that when you do speed,
you're probably up to some other bad deed.
One true belief
is that you're a thief
if you smoke any form of the pot leaf.
I know some jerks,
addicted to Percs
Their house is real small and their car never works.
If you get high
you'll certainly die
and it is your fault, so don't ever ask why.
If you get drunk
then you are a punk
You'll die from the whiskey, and all of that junk.
If you don't think
that drugs really stink
you probably snort stuff or constantly drink.
If you do drugs
you hang out with thugs
I hope that the cops squish them all just like bugs.
They will get caught
with crack, meth, or pot
Their lives will be done for. I hope they get shot.
Please understand that this poem is meant to sound simply-worded and generally ignorant. It is not meant to sound eloquent in any way. It is simply a mockery of the ignorance of people that follow programs such as DARE and take their word as the gospel. It is a very simple and somewhat strange poem, I'll admit parts of it are pretty stupid...but I do like parts of it...let me know what you think.
______________________________________________
One little grain
of powdered cocaine
should be enough just to fry up my brain.
All that I need
is one hit of weed
and I can find out where that pathway will lead.
Might be bad breath,
or worse, crystal meth,
but no matter what it'll end up in death.
Joe said he likes
a handful of Vikes
and I said he'll die when the overdose strikes.
You will regret
that last cigarette
when you just drop dead--how much worse can it get?
I see your lip
it's chock full of dip
Your mouth's gonna rot like my dead grandpa's hip!
The cops all agreed
that when you do speed,
you're probably up to some other bad deed.
One true belief
is that you're a thief
if you smoke any form of the pot leaf.
I know some jerks,
addicted to Percs
Their house is real small and their car never works.
If you get high
you'll certainly die
and it is your fault, so don't ever ask why.
If you get drunk
then you are a punk
You'll die from the whiskey, and all of that junk.
If you don't think
that drugs really stink
you probably snort stuff or constantly drink.
If you do drugs
you hang out with thugs
I hope that the cops squish them all just like bugs.
They will get caught
with crack, meth, or pot
Their lives will be done for. I hope they get shot.
