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last time I bought dope went about as smooth as cheap liquor.

-call guy and say im about 10-15 mins closer than I am because he's never prompt
-get to meeting spot, wait 15 minutes anyway
-hop in his car, turns out we have to go grab it from his house, another 10 mins
-guy parks outside, leaves me sitting in his car with the keys in the ignition (did remember to take his gun though, swear he brandished it real slow-like to prove a point I guess, like im not trying to burn you bro just get the fucking dope WHAT THE FUCK), have cigs but no way of lighting them (FML)
-another 15 mins pass and apparently someone got arrested down the street, dude takes one step outside, looks that way, walks back inside
-another 5 mins
-comes back, doesn't say a word about why im even in his presence to begin with, starts car, begins driving like complete shit in a neighborhood im completely lost in
-finally have to break the silence with the prototypical "is it the same shit as last time oooorrrrrr.... are you on fucking PCP right now and forget what's going on?"
-turns out its not the same shit, for better or worse I don't know until I get back to my car (add another 10 mins remember)
-drops me off on complete opposite side of parking lot (although to be fair it is a bitch to get out of going his way, still, da fuck man?)
-get back to car, finally get to partake in the whole point of the past two hours
-I've had better

FML, its a big city but this dude used to be real convenient, im serious I think he was on PCP because he was just kind of mumbling nonsense most of the time and for the latter portion of the ride back he was so caught up on the phone (remember, shitty driving) I'm surprised he even remembered where to drop me off.

so I mean, it wasn't a complete waste of time, just an above average waste of time

an above average waste of time

heroin in a nutshell
 
My main dealer is gone Tuesdays and Thursdays til the wee hours, and I get paid on Tuesdays. Also his ecstasy never gets me high unless I eat 5, although his meth wax and pharm opiates are usually spot on. Lastly, he is from a local street gang that apparently had members looking for me a couple years ago on a meth debt.

Good thing is though is that he runs a hamburger stand operation so you can just show up at the door and he doesnt really trip. Hes decent as hell about failed deals (sold me a wax pen that broke probably due to my error but still reimbursed me without a fuss) and he DJs dope shit from Dubstep to Underground to Reggae right there in the room all the time and spinning on digital NuMarks.

Damn listening to some of the laggy dealer stories in this thread brought back some of the most unpleasnt memories. I still even have to deal with it occasionally from my discount medical bud delivery service. Ive had 10 minute down the streeters turn into 1.5 hour ordeals (in which they still whined about tipping!).
 
doc was running 20 mins behing this morning but after a short 10 min consultation, in which he checked blood pressure, reflex check and weighing me, i walke out with my morphine, oxy and valium scripts which were dispensed very quick.

i was home n high right after the ride home, finishing with my stretching routine for the cool down/recovery session.

my dr runs late like that more often than not. but makes up for it with the quick qna and bp check and scripts printed inside 10 mins. usually.
 
This isn't really about my 'dealer' but this fucker at the liquor store. The 'other' one that's drive thru only and always opens before/stays open past ABC.

I send my dad to pick me up some vodka, I can't drive for now and felt like shit and didn't want to ride along. I told him to get a decent bottle for like 15 bucks or so. I can always get something good for 12 to 15 at ABC. Lately it's been Alpine Blue which is 4x distilled on sale from 20 to 12. It's nice. I know this other place won't have it. They have weird brands. I tell my dad to go and ask for a recommendation on a medium to good bottle of vodka. She comes back with a $10 bottle of Popov vodka. Tells him it's good and everything...

If only he knew! This must be the worst bottom shelf brand ever. Who in the world would ever recommend this?! It has to be just double distilled. Gives a head ache in minutes. I knew this wasn't a good brand but never had it till now. Even McCormick, same price bottom shelf vodka, is at least 4x distilled and drinkable. And to try and pass this crap off as good... who ever was working there this morning was nuts. This is not suitable for consumption. Just bong cleaning when I'm out of isopropyl alcohol
 
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Lol popov. I worked in a liuor store for a few years right on the city county line, a block into the city. Ppl would come in with a bunch of change to buy a bottle of the cheapest nasty bottom shelf vodka we had. I wouldnt be surprised if it came from russia mixed with blue dye in a tanker ship. Stuff was such rotgut. Only real benefit was my dope guy who was super ghetto would trade me vials for booze. Id get a big bottle of vsop and write it out of inventory and trade him when i was really sick.
 
tentram said:
^id say welcome to the game. but, uh, you know...
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Yeah, I'm no stranger to the game. I understand that 15 minutes never means 15 minutes, but an hour? This guy is just a bit excessive... to the point of absolute absurdity.

If his dope weren't so consistent, so good, I wouldn't go see him at all. I've got plenty of dealers, but, y'know, his bags are always fat and his dope is always good, so it's worth waiting for.

When my other dealers have dope that is as good or better than his, I go see them.
 
Professer said:
This isn't really about my 'dealer' but this fucker at the liquor store. The 'other' one that's drive thru only and always opens before/stays open past ABC.

I send my dad to pick me up some vodka, I can't drive for now and felt like shit and didn't want to ride along. I told him to get a decent bottle for like 15 bucks or so. I can always get something good for 12 to 15 at ABC. Lately it's been Alpine Blue which is 4x distilled on sale from 20 to 12. It's nice. I know this other place won't have it. They have weird brands. I tell my dad to go and ask for a recommendation on a medium to good bottle of vodka. She comes back with a $10 bottle of Popov vodka. Tells him it's good and everything...

If only he knew! This must be the worst bottom shelf brand ever. Who in the world would ever recommend this?! It has to be just double distilled. Gives a head ache in minutes. I knew this wasn't a good brand but never had it till now. Even McCormick, same price bottom shelf vodka, is at least 4x distilled and drinkable. And to try and pass this crap off as good... who ever was working there this morning was nuts. This is not suitable for consumption. Just bong cleaning when I'm out of isopropyl alcohol
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The cheap vodka that I used to get at college was 'Fleischmann's' which was pretty nasty, but one time they were out so I bought this stuff called 'Skol' and I actually puked it up after having one drink of it mixed with mountain dew. The name was pretty appropriate because it was like drinking skoal chewing tobacco juice. The local cheap vodka around where I live now is 'Georgie' which is pretty harsh.
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Yeah, I'm no stranger to the game. I understand that 15 minutes never means 15 minutes, but an hour? This guy is just a bit excessive... to the point of absolute absurdity.

If his dope weren't so consistent, so good, I wouldn't go see him at all. I've got plenty of dealers, but, y'know, his bags are always fat and his dope is always good, so it's worth waiting for.

When my other dealers have dope that is as good or better than his, I go see them.
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My rule of thumb was always to call if I hadn't heard from him in double the amount of time he said. Ex: If he said he'll be there in 30 minutes and it's been an hour since we last spoke, that's when I call. I feel that's reasonable on my part.
 
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Sounds like a brand of vodka we have in the UK called 'chechkov'.
Its got a very similar label design to smirnoff but unlike the good stuff, it tastes like lighter fluid (id imagine.lol) and the taste stays with you all through the next morn hangover.
After years of trying various spirits I have to say that good whiskey is the best.
By good, I mean no less then 25 quid a bottle and ideally 30-40 quid; single malt, not that blended shit and dark/peaty in nature.
The best ive ever had was from scotland, isle of arran, very expensive but awesome.
 
That country club vodka is where its at -.- the days of being a broke teenager...
 
I'm pissed of at mine for being so useless and getting sent down through sheer incompetence. He was the only subutex supplier in my town; when he got swooped, I couldn't get it anywhere. (It was probably for the best tho, as it stopped my injecting). He blatantly fronted white and brown from is own home, as he was too lazy to go out punting like any self-respecting dealer. Problem is, he lived in sheltered housing complete with wardens and copious CCTV. He had people scoring 24/7, so it was only a matter of time. They kicked his door in on 3 separate occasions, luckily finding nothing. He was honestly completely clueless why it happened; he put it down to "mind readers working for the pigs and spying on his thoughts" (he had mental disabilities). Besides lining his floors and ceilings with tin foil to block mind readers, he went straight back to serving. Obviously he was holding the next time he was swooped, enough gear to get him 4 years, so quite a large weight (prisons are over-crowded in the UK- to get 4 years, he must have had a fair old amount). So yeah, I was pissed at him but also kinda felt sorry for him; he's probably in a cell somewhere now, trying to block the "mind cops" by wearing a tin foil hat, or something. And no, I'm honestly not making this up to try and be amusing: fact can be weirder than fiction, after all.
 
Tommyboy said:
My rule of thumb was always to call if I hadn't heard from him in double the amount of time he said. Ex: If he said he'll be there in 30 minutes and it's been an hour since we last spoke, that's when I call. I feel that's reasonable on my part.
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Yeah I do the same thing unless we've got a larger order and I'm trying to ratchet up the pressure a little bit; he'll move a little quicker for a larger order.

For example, today I told my guy that we had $100 but needed to be somewhere at 4:30, so it had to really be 15 minutes, and, sure enough, he came through in 15 minutes. If we had just $20 or $30, he wouldn't have come through for an hour or two lol
 
When your dealer, who in your eyes is usually pretty cool, just suddenly turns into a total dick for a minute or so while they're talking to you, exposing that they're just some idiot motherfuckers...I like the illusion that dealers are cool, but they're usually just assholes who a lot of people will start to think are cool just because they have good product...getting philosophical up in here...
 
this one girl, always. i call and say im at the spot when im leaving my front door. then she says see you in 5 hun. 5 turns to 30 so i call. "oh well can you meet me here" so i go. then another 20 goes by in the sketch parking lot so a callagain. "oh im so sorry i dodnt mean to leave you there!" long story short 2 hours and 3 locations later i had my shit. i hate waiting when im sick but when im well i get pissedbecasue shes just letting me know her time is more valuable than mine.


ran. over.
 
Everyone in my area has average and/or overpriced bud at the minute, if they have anything at all. It fucking sucks, got an ounce yesterday for more than I would usually pay and the potency just isn't what I am used to. On the plus side it is well manicured and does taste rather nice but it is still disappointing. This situation is made worse by the fact that the green situation always dries up major around christmas time for some reason, so this isn't too far off the time that I would traditionally be stocking up.

Wonder if other places notice a weed drought around christmas time? It seems to happen where I live consistently, I am starting to think that dealers just refuse to sell bulk amounts during this time because they know they will sell out anyway, weed is like the perfect drug for christmas I reckon. Goes perfect with the feast!
 
yeah, dm, most growers will be putting in their latest over the next month tn get their first grow of the season. and unless theyve no back catalogue of bud then its slim pickings. my duder dude is slowly getting reserves built back up after losing many 44 gallon drums buried which were destroyed after our floods over the last few months.

mostly good for me but a forced break for up to a few weeks aint too bad and gives a slight drop in tolerance when i dig in again!
 
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