The most disturbing thing you've seen

[curious_24]

Shambles' post is the funniest thing I've read on here in ages!

Labial leftovers :D

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahaaaaaa!!! Brilliant!!!

Not a lawyer by any chance are you? If not you've missed a trick

its funny you say that actually, i really wanted to be a barrister for a long time.. probably wouldve been one of the few things i couldve been half decent at, unfortunately i dropped out of education at 16.. funnily enough shortly after id discovered the joys of smack


the other thing though, is that despite all the equality in aspiration bullshit, for almost every demographic thinkable - barristers are one of those frustrating professions in 21st century britain, that still remain exclusively and nauseatingly - the preserve of posh accents. which i most certainly am not in possession of

Wanking is truly the universal language

then you sir, are truly an expert multlingualist

 

[knock]

i'm in the papered fanny club.

 

[Marmalade]

i'm in the papered fanny club.

haha, I fucking lold hard

 

[jancrow]

I think I once encountered something like that. WAGnuts?

 

[Shambles]

WAGnuts definitely has some potential. May not work if said aloud though. Obvious inspiration for summat like "vagnuts" but that may also lose something due to not having the hard 'G' sound.

Hmm... must ponder. I feel this is a vital new concept that needs to be named to step out of the shadows of shame and step into the light of amusingly descriptive terms for potentially embarrassing stuffs. Nobody is gonna be proud of having tagnuts/dangleberries/clingons but as there are several sniggersome terms for 'em it's a great equaliser that any and all can recognise and titter along with.

Current fave downstairs region-related terms are totally unrelated to the topic at hand but still make me snigger every time I'm reminded of 'em so worth passing on to those who are as yet unaware of their awesomeness...

Sack & Jack


The combined action of a handjob and playing with the testicles simultaneously.

Frank: Dude, she was totally jerkin me off and playin with my sack at the same time bro!
Brent: Niiiiice! The good ole' sack and jack.

Sack & Whack


Stuffing your balls inside a vaginal cavity like packing a pipe with your thumb while jerking off onto declared body part such as stomach or back (if flexible). Also called "sack n whack".

Hey babe, mind if we sack and whack on your back while I read phrack on your mac? k thx hun.

 

[Chemical Samile]

Ann Widdecombe

 

[acieed_ed]

Ive just watched evil dead 2 on blueray on surround after taking 8 strong acid trips
Not freaked out but was disturbing. Back listening to vivaldi now to calm the head O
No bad trips just took all the fun out of the night
ingenius

watching army of darkness now on blueray surround the acid is well past its peak still buzzin though my mate has only had 2 trips wants to sleep no chance

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

army of darkness... quality film


though i imagine, if tripping, that could get a bit fucked up too



on verge of deleting the thread, but i'll let it be for a while longer

 

[Ceres]

bhm deletes thread, NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

 

[acieed_ed]

Watching paranormal activity 4 now on blueray first time might as well go the whole hog.

 

[Ceres]

 

[Shambles]

Whilst seeing Tilly Twoheads is in itself somewhat fukked up, it is surely considerably more fukked up to try to imagine the mechanics of masturbation and/or sex. Does it count as incest if engaged in? What if one "half" would rather not - rape? So many questions... so many conundra...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Whilst seeing Tilly Twoheads is in itself somewhat fukked up, it is surely considerably more fukked up to try to imagine the mechanics of masturbation and/or sex. Does it count as incest if engaged in? What if one "half" would rather not - rape? So many questions... so many conundra...

No, that just doesn't bear thinking about

She reminds me somewhat of Zaphod Beeblebrox in the original TV adaptation of 'The Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy' - y'know, back in the day when TV special effects were shite, and the actor just had a false looking inanimated second head stuck to him neck. Well her second head doesn't look natural to me at all... (shudder!)

 

[DSP-2230]

Have you seen the photo thats floating around of the two headed beast giving a blowjob?

 

[jancrow]

I think they're well cool. Extremely strange to look at and think about (and listen to, because they sometimes speak in unison and do a lot of sentence-finishing) but I admire their resolve and pluck. They want to be... er.... a teacher. Teachers? Anyway, proper nightmare for the kids as there will always be at least one set of eyes on them.

 

[Mental Kenny]

Wait, is that being real?

 

[Ceres]

yeah. they have a tv series now called Abbey and Brittany.

 

[jancrow]

Yeh! Twins. One leg and arm each, most internal organs duplicated. It's like the Phil Collins song.

 

[Acid4Blood]

^ But most importantly..... 2 tits, 1 pussy & 2 heads. Double blowjobs all the way before you pleasure them both by fucking their 1 pussy! Abby & Brittany FTW! %)