Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
dude I don't have a big dick or anything but I guess my dick looks weird because they always think I have drugs taped to my balls and pat me down every time... and yeah, they usually touch my dick, realize its my dick, then let me go....An ex of mine tried sticking a bag of weed in her vag from Amsterdam to London, we ended up getting the full body scanners...they stared at her picture for ages but just let us through eventually.
sometimes I think they're just looking for excuses to touch my magnificent pee wand