The miserable old bastards thread...

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Fuck Jesus, Fuck Santa, Fuck Xmas and Fuck off... .

 

[maxalfie]

Miserable old bastards for the win.

 

[maxalfie]

Fuck Jesus, Fuck Santa, Fuck Xmas and Fuck off... .

all is calm, all is bright.

 

[Bearlove]

Don't do Christmas, don't do presents - Tuna mayo sandwiches for lunch ,

 

[maxalfie]

A bloke came around the other day collecting for the Barnardos children Charity so I kindly donated my neighbours children.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

A bloke came around the other day collecting for the Barnardos children Charity so I kindly donated my neighbours children.

Fuck. I wish he'd come here...

 

[maxalfie]

It warmed my heart when he said the kids would be put to work in a sweat shop. I hope they appreciate all that has been done for them

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

It warmed my heart when he said the kids would be put to work in a sweat shop. I hope they appreciate all that has been done for them

Yeh! Anyway, if they're sweating then at least they're warm...

 

[Eveleivibe]

Fuck Jesus, Fuck Santa, Fuck Xmas and Fuck off... .

Hahahahaha claas. Purs og utter class. I read the title n pissed myself laughing. Good gaef FUBZY evem when ur being a "miserable bastard you're fucking funnr lol :D

Evey

 

[ScotchMist]

Fuck Jesus, Fuck Santa, Fuck Xmas and Fuck off... .

Word

 

[BigG]

"Fuck them all.....
Fuck them all.....
Keegan, McDermott, John Hall.....
We'll never be mastered,
By the black and white bastards (i.e. Newcastle United),....
Cos Sunderland s the best of them all.......
(Etc. etc.)'

Ahh memories.... They people of Sunderland are such friendly folk and the accent not at all annoying

 

[ScotchMist]

There's a difference in the accent

 

[BigG]

Oh yeah definitely... Maccam accents are far, far worse. Personally I talk in a cut glass newsreader voice

 

[strungout2010]

I worked with a maccam , he told me the story about maccam ( make em ) and tack em , or something like that

 

[BigG]

Yeah that's where the word comes from. They maccam and takkam. Something to do with the shipyards or something. I work in Sunderland but live a few miles away on the north east coast.

 

[Sprout]

How old must one be to be considered an old miserable bastard?
Two outta three ain't baaaaddd...

 

[Sadie]

Fuck this shit, ( don't) fuck that cunt and Sadie gets stabby around knives! Holding back! Holding back! I don't look good in orange!

 

[felix]

I worked with a maccam , he told me the story about maccam ( make em ) and tack em , or something like that

Are you sure that's what he said? Are you sure it wasn't just a load of unintelligible gibberish and you just nodded politely?

That's what I used to do when I worked offshore, surrounded by Geordie idiots. I have literally no idea what any of them ever said to me. (I'm using term "said" loosely here, it was more of a "gobbling" sound, much like the noise turkeys make.)

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Are you sure that's what he said? Are you sure it wasn't just a load of unintelligible gibberish and you just nodded politely?

That's what I used to do when I worked offshore, surrounded by Geordie idiots. I have literally no idea what any of them ever said to me. (I'm using term "said" loosely here, it was more of a "gobbling" sound, much like the noise turkeys make.)

But Jocks and Geordies all talk exactly the same don't they? (I.e. NOT English)

 

[BigG]

Divent na wot ya meen radgie geezer.... A taak peoppa englanish me like. Fuckin southern shandy drinkin pufs