F.U.B.A.R.
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Divent na wot ya meen radgie geezer.... A taak peoppa englanish me like. Fuckin southern shandy drinkin pufs
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felix
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It would be true to say that some Scottish accents are unintelligible, even to fellow Jocks.
However, my own accent is somewhat akin to a 70 year old Edinburgh judge, so your feeble attempts at trolling me have failed spectacularly.
However, my own accent is somewhat akin to a 70 year old Edinburgh judge, so your feeble attempts at trolling me have failed spectacularly.
felix
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Easy. Simply report it to the police. Mention that a brown-skinned person appears to be piloting a drone in a threatening manner, and you will not believe the speed and ferocity of their response. I'm talking armed police, mobile command units, MI5 operatives, and possibly a detachment from the local SAS regiment.
That'll teach the little prick. %)
That'll teach the little prick. %)
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
I wanted to go on a "response to a serious terrorist incident" training course....... Until I found out what it entailed. I wasn't so keen after that.
Edit. I thought it was illegal to fly drones in a public space?
Edit. I thought it was illegal to fly drones in a public space?
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
At what point does a kids' RC toy become a drone?
F.U.B.A.R.
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BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
There was something on TV the other day about some yank kid who as part of a school project fitted a remotely fired Glock onto a RC drone.. Only in America. Cos it's part of the second amendment rights yo? (bitch )
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Sprout
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Dey iz takin r gunzzz, Obombaz a muzzer!
'Can't change the constitution!'
If only there was some kind of way to Amend the Constitution, a bit like an Amendment, just like the Amendment that gave the rights to carry an AR-15 and murder people casually. Hmmm, a tough one.
'Can't change the constitution!'
If only there was some kind of way to Amend the Constitution, a bit like an Amendment, just like the Amendment that gave the rights to carry an AR-15 and murder people casually. Hmmm, a tough one.
F.U.B.A.R.
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There was something on TV the other day about some yank kid who as part of a school project fitted a remotely fired Glock onto a RC drone.. Only in America. Cos it's part of the second amendment rights yo? (bitch
Bloody hell mate, you sounded totally like a merkin then...
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Lmfao
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
They need the second amendment though sprout as a way to arm a militia in case King George IV decides to retake the colonies for the Crown...... Oh hang on that's not going to happen...... Never mind
F.U.B.A.R.
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Sprout
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Hey whoa back there G, you're using logic, we don't use logic in The Divided States of Murder!
Thanks Felix, i took your advice and it worked a treat. How me and my friend laughed when watching the kid get tazered multiple times.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Idiots guide to treating deployed conducted electrical weapons wounds.....
Tell him he's welcome
felix
Bluelight Crew
^ A "CEW Barb" looks like a cat's willy. %)
Hmmm... the training courses I go on are usually things like the "IATA Safe Shipping of Dangerous Goods By Air", which is even more tedious than it sounds. The one you mentioned sounds amazing, please post some details! Seriously.
1. When it's a brown person using it, or the US Military.
2. Can you imagine what would happen if a Muslim-like person attached a gun to a drone?
Haha, the little shit! He'll think twice before making a slightly annoying buzzing sound outside your house again. Ironically, the sound of his body being tazered was probably louder than the drone itself.
Hmmm... the training courses I go on are usually things like the "IATA Safe Shipping of Dangerous Goods By Air", which is even more tedious than it sounds. The one you mentioned sounds amazing, please post some details! Seriously.
There was something on TV the other day about some yank kid who as part of a school project fitted a remotely fired Glock onto a RC drone.. Only in America. Cos it's part of the second amendment rights yo? (bitch
1. When it's a brown person using it, or the US Military.
2. Can you imagine what would happen if a Muslim-like person attached a gun to a drone?
Haha, the little shit! He'll think twice before making a slightly annoying buzzing sound outside your house again. Ironically, the sound of his body being tazered was probably louder than the drone itself.
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
'A Muslim-like person' 
Nail. Head.
Nail. Head.
BigG
Ex-Bluelighter
Well mate I only read the details of the course on the work intranet and it basically consisted of saying terrorists would almost certainly try to kill any paramedics or police and if you found any injured you should chuck them one of these little grab bags which held a tornaque and some field dressings and let them treat themselves. Also that the police would ignore any wounded and focus on killing the terrorists. Oh also that the chance of finding wounded was slim as if your caught up in a terrorist attack you'll either escape unharmed or be dead with little middle ground. Since they weren't offering any actual extra money I though fuck it.... Leave stuff like that for the HART team who at least get paid more..... I did however request the Chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear and electrical injuries treatment textbook from which the above photo was taken....