Jackal
Bluelighter
I was having a bit of a party with some friends one day, about four years ago, when these two heads arrived, off their tits, looking for pills.
My "Mate" Dar was the bloke selling them and a bit of a nasty piece of work. He wanted to rip the boys off by charging them ten euro a pill but they were not willing to do that.
That was Dar through and through. He sold maybe a few hundred pills in a pub and club every weekend and always for 300% normal cost, no discount for anybody. His reasoning was that if, like me, you could buy 10 for fuckall money you would and not bother him. He had been done before and since then just dealt for cash.
So he dares the first bloke two pills if he will eat two dessert spoons of Vaseline and the poor bastard does it and gets his pills. At this point the second guy volunteers to do the same but this is not good enough for Dar as he has seen it already.
So he produces a tub of vicks vapourrub and tells him that if he eats two spoons he can have two pills, he does and then Dar tells him he can have two more if he rubs it into his eyes
And he does!!! He was crying and screaming and gurning for an hour in the bathroom trying to wash the menthol out of his eyes. But he got 4 pills
That was one part of a strange day . . .
My "Mate" Dar was the bloke selling them and a bit of a nasty piece of work. He wanted to rip the boys off by charging them ten euro a pill but they were not willing to do that.
That was Dar through and through. He sold maybe a few hundred pills in a pub and club every weekend and always for 300% normal cost, no discount for anybody. His reasoning was that if, like me, you could buy 10 for fuckall money you would and not bother him. He had been done before and since then just dealt for cash.
So he dares the first bloke two pills if he will eat two dessert spoons of Vaseline and the poor bastard does it and gets his pills. At this point the second guy volunteers to do the same but this is not good enough for Dar as he has seen it already.
So he produces a tub of vicks vapourrub and tells him that if he eats two spoons he can have two pills, he does and then Dar tells him he can have two more if he rubs it into his eyes


And he does!!! He was crying and screaming and gurning for an hour in the bathroom trying to wash the menthol out of his eyes. But he got 4 pills

That was one part of a strange day . . .