parttime crackhead
Bluelighter
Hahahaha 

I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.
I've had it right up to here with them.
here we go..........................
A bloke walks into a bar,orders a pint and loudly declares "RIGHT,EVERYONE ON THAT SIDE OF THE BAR IS A CUNT,AND EVERYONE ON THIS SIDE OF THE BAR IS A BASTARD" drinks his pint and walks out.
Big burly tattooed drinker stands up and says "who the fuck does he think he is? "If he comes in 'ere again,i'm gonna 'ave 'im"
Following evening the same bloke walks in,orders a pint and again shouts "RIGHT,EVERYONE ON THAT SIDE OF THE BAR IS A CUNT,AND EVERYONE ON THIS SIDE OF THE BAR IS A BASTARD"
The same burly tattooed drinker who was in the bar the first time stands up and says "Right that's it. I'm gonna 'ave 'im",strolls over and states "I'll 'ave you know,i 'aint no bastard"
Bloke replys "WELL GET OVER THAT SIDE THEN YA CUNT"
What do you call an Indian Elvis impersonator?
Jamal Shookup
Political canvasser going door to door.
Door opens, young boy about 5 years old answers, he's in a velvet smoking jacket, a matching fez, large brandy schooner in one hand and a fat cigar in the other.
"Hello there young man, are your parents at home please?"
"Does it fuckin look like it?"