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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

I was standing there, hands trembling, my wife due home from work any time now... I reached for my youngest daughter's top - it came off with little resistance.

Her training bra was my next hurdle. Hands still trembling, I gently unclipped it and unable to control my hands I watched it as it fell to the floor.

Her short little skirt was next, I reached out and slid it off. As I ran my hands slowly over her My Little Pony panties I could feel they were already really, really damp...

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Anyway, I'd better finish getting the rest of the washing in - it's raining and my Parkinsons isn't making it any easier.
 
Its not funny crackhead. Your intention is clearly to get a reaction. I hope this is the only one you get before your 'joke' is deleted.

Didnt really want to look at your pic btw
 
YellowPolkaDotHalo said:
Its not funny crackhead. Your intention is clearly to get a reaction. I hope this is the only one you get before your 'joke' is deleted.

Didnt really want to look at your pic btw
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Ahahaha! Yaaaas!!! Done a beauty.

There is no pic. Click the button. It's perfectly safe for work, I was just hiding the punchline.
 
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Feel a bit silly now
Still think it was going too far though
 
I shouldn't feel too silly about it YPDH, it was going down a dark path and the punchline was just wrong!
 
a few years ago we all had jonny cash-bob hope and steve jobs.

now we have no jobs-no cash and no hope.




to early for steve jobs jokes

iDisagree
 
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I cried myself to sleep every night for twelve years until I found out that some cunt had stuffed my pillow with onions........
 
What's pink and covered in cobwebs?

madeleine mccann's bike.

Ok something less offensive, old but cracks me up still.

Man walks into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm. "Pint please barman" he says, "and one for the road"
another...

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender in the foot.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! You just shot my bartender and you didn't pay for your sandwich! Who do you think you are?!?"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager rushes to his dictionary...

Sure enough it reads "Panda. Chinese mammal. Eats shoots and leaves."
 
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