The Inaugural Bluelight Golden Nang Awards!!!

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I like him already
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Isn't safest bluelighter kinda like getting most improved or the coaches award I mean honestly
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So now the people who had no land have farms, things in the jungle might be uncomfortable but at least they have part of their crops and can hope for a good harvest. Their new home is likely to be on the edge of one of the big new roads such as the Trans-Amazonian Highway. It's an impressive sounding name but really its just a very long single track dirt road.
 
paranorma get's my vote for the bluelighter who should be dead award.
*slaps para over the back of the head*
fool!! :P
 
biggest:
- Nang whore
- K whore
- wizz whore
- worst inability to read thread instructions
- phattest pants
- geekiest looking bluelighter
- most encyclopaedic.
meh, i dunno...
 
Yeah safest bluelighter is kind of like a coaches award...
And DQ how do you propose to test the biggest whizz whore and k whore??
 
Hows about the "Badass Pimp WigGer PhuLe award
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" or the bluelighter most committed to starting a Cartel/regime?
More importantly howabout a "topical award" for the bluelighter most committed to keeping AUS social above the standard of US social.
Oh yeah and "the bluelighter who should be dead award" should be changed to "cheating grim reaper award"-has a ring to it no?, personally i nominate PhreeX
 
Most talkative during a comedown/recovery..
farting the most during a comedown.
the person who always seems to dissapear when they are wanted.
 
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BFB finally gives us the proof we need he's a Mario Coke Head. BFB go on show us the coke dance you know you want to.
*Runs and hides behind elver in the vain hope of being protected*
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Huh,...What,...Who,....Dude I can't here a fucken word your saying.
 
I dont't think we should be promoting the 'biggest whore' awards .. ie don't promote the use of large doses of drugs.. I dont think thats really in the bluelight spirit... especially considering we are trying to promote harm reduction... I know its a little bit of a downer.. but still...
 
Airwalk.. didnt you know Im a COKE HEAD in khandi disguise.
Im letting you all fall into a false sense of security and then when u least expect it... **BAM**!!
And yes MUNCHEE, after our discussion last night about these awards, and the fact that i saw more of the white in your eye's than the pupils... I suggest we have a MOST MUNTED bluelighter award... I first nominate you, MUNCHEE, oh great munted one!
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You know, ruski makes a good point, how would it look if we were handing out awards for the people who get the most fucked up or take the most drugs? ...People now say that bluelight isn't really about harm minimisation, but after that they have proof...
 
Possibly, but seeing as it's not bluelight.ru itself handing out the awards but rather Pleonastic & randomblondeboy, I think it should be alright.
As long as it's not officially sanctioned, then it shouldn't really reflect on the administration of BL.
However, as we well know, naysayers aren't usually one to split hairs over semantics.
 
I'll try not to directly speak for RBB here, but I'm pretty sure he shares my view. I will not hand out an award for excessive drug use.
To the people who think that "biggest ..... whore" is worth an award, or "safest bluelighter" would be a wank to win, you really don't understand what bluelight is meant to be about. Rest assured that when we finalise the categories there will be no awards that glorify dangerous behaviour.
The spirit of these awards is meant to celebrate the wide range of people and personalities that we have in our bluelight community, and not their proud self destruction. Please bare this in mind...
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A few possibles...
Bluelighter with the most toys ie: stuffed animals, sprays et al. Maybe that should be most khandi bluelighter.
Bluelight meetup whore
Bluelighter most likely to be a narc
Bluelighter most likely to get flamed
Bluelight bump guru
Hardest working moderator
Blah - my creative streak ran away with my brain...
 
-Most Supportive Bluelighter
-Most Comedically Gifted Bluelighter Award
-Bluelight Intelligensia Award
-Most indicitive of the Bluelight Ideal Award
-Deliverer of Greatest Quote Award
-Most likely to Become a Corporate Whore with Marrige, Multiple Childeren, Dog, Picket Fence and Morgage Award
-The PhreeX Award for Stupidity Intolerance, Uphoding Social Darwinist Theory and general psychonautic Cynicism.
-The Moderator award for Contribution to Social/Drug discussion
-The Bluelighter award for Contribution to Social/Drug Discussion
-The 'Yes I followed the fucking guidelines' award for Contribution to Meetups
That is all.
 
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