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The I'm Fucked Megathread: Running out in limbo land

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WOAH! STOP! LISTEN TO ME! NOW!

I was late 2.563 to the power of ( late again. I fucking missed something and NoW I'm going to pop something to hopefully compost. A very lard amoounT.

I can't see and shit and would really, really, really, really, really, really, really wanted to readsome of this fucked up shit that you obviously messsssXXXssssssed up kittens have scrawled over the bins. Great. May I have a quiuck peel.
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Right focus bem this is imporT ANT. and Dick....foooooocuuuuuus

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Hang about, what the fuck is that. Wait near the end of the top thing next to the green moving in anmd out and wiggling all over thre fucking place. It says bomb. Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb listen I'm being serious you dense fuckers listen bomb bomb bomb bomb bombastic listen listen listen listen listen listen. list them

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Woah that's like trippy man, I can read I'm cured you guys it reads 'Liam is licking his gravy' cool whoeevr liam is must be a fucked up motherfucker. Like me e e and the thingf that did it. e

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Yes! Whoever tiptoed through the tulips that one is flipping ape
 
10mins (spot on) after taking any stim. my poos are predictable buggers. In 3 mins I'll be engaging in activities that prove this statement.

Our water supply is off until 6pm today while they clear the drains in the area. This means no toilet flushing can follow said activities. 8( 8o

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The UK.

Our drains aren't blocked, but the area is prone to flooding, so they need to keep on top of everything. It's actually reassuring to know they're actively maintaining the water supply and sewage systems really. They've been installing new pipework on the main roads too; I think this clean thing is to make sure everything else is up to scratch to work with it.
 
ahhhh the UK i understand now. You guys still shitting in the street and walking on planks?

No really I studied water/wastewater engineering last semester. It sounds pretty stupid to me to have the water shut off. Perhaps the design was not good to begin with.

Any how, this whole shitting after stims thing, I don't recall ever getting it. And i have had some crazy stim experiences in my life. I tend to gravitate to precursors now like eph coz they are less mind fucking. And i don't want to shag every girl i see for 4 hours....
 
I just shit in the morning. When I used to do stims i would just get high. Then do more stims. Then some downers. Then more stims then downers....you get the picture. I was a fucking coke/meth/smack consuming machine. Luckily I am out of that phase now. I no longer have to commit crimes to get by. But then again I am Aussie, we are all criminals, right Pommies?
 
@Aussie

Any time I pick up crack, the journey home (be it a bus, walk, train, tube, bike whatever) will involve me either shitting myself, or shitting in a bush or something equally disgusting. But yeah Cornish is right.

The anticipation gets the juices flowing (so to speak) =D

My parents are Australian, my whole family is, despite being born here I consider myself to be Australian. We have enough people (AMERICANS) winding up the limeys in EADD, please don't give the Aussies a bad name as well!
 
<3 Im just messing around mate.

Actually i do remember the first few times i tried coke when i was about 15-16 involved taking a dump. However I became a heroin user by the time i was 16+. So i guess that had an impact on my regularity.

And im fucked, im drunk on vodka, energy drinks, eph, nootropics etc. I finished Uni earlier and now have a long weekend (i dont have class on friday!!).

And yanks have a bad name everywhere, not just EADD :)
 
backroll said:
Any time I pick up crack, the journey home (be it a bus, walk, train, tube, bike whatever) will involve me either shitting myself, or shitting in a bush or something equally disgusting. But yeah Cornish is right.

The anticipation gets the juices flowing (so to speak)
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It's to do with the way dopamine affects the bowels.

The slight dopamine release that occurs from the anticipation of doing the drug causes bowel movements which result in farting & the urge to shit.

F&B taught us this a few years ago! %)
 
aussie101 said:
<3 Im just messing around mate.

Actually i do remember the first few times i tried coke when i was about 15-16 involved taking a dump. However I became a heroin user by the time i was 16+. So i guess that had an impact on my regularity.

And im fucked, im drunk on vodka, energy drinks, eph, nootropics etc. I finished Uni earlier and now have a long weekend (i dont have class on friday!!).

And yanks have a bad name everywhere, not just EADD :)
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Sorry I got all protective then! Enjoy your long weekend :)
 
Can I get us started ? I've just taken 100 mg of MDMA orally & stuck another 100mg up my arse. Don't forget I'm in oz tho so it's 9:30 pm. Mrs & kids out for the count, not my 1st choice to munch MDMA alone but it nedds testing so it wasn't hard to talk myself into it.
 
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Can I get us started ? I've just taken 100 mg of MDMA orally & stuck another 100mg up my arse. Don't forget I'm in oz tho so it's 9:30 pm. Mrs & kids out for the count, not my 1st choice to munch MDMA alone but it nedds testing so it wasn't hard to talk myself into it.
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Nice, ass needs to "analyze" things also :)

I snorted 105mg and 105 swallowed
 
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