The I'm Fucked Megathread: Gobbbad with a Saudi

[Ben So Furry]

ha ha ha what is going on?

Sweet stuff.

Dan you ok mate?

I want nuts now.

 

[kingme]

i remember once being outside my block of flats on 22mg 2ce... tried for 1/2 hour to get in using the magnetic card. bastard.

luckly a policeman lived on my level and kindly helped me in. i walked right in and past him, like a boss. no problems had.

10secs later i realied what happend and nearly shat myself.


but yea, life is good friday night with no alarm for the morning.
now let me see where i left my ghb.

 

[Mailmonkey]

*chucks cashews at Ben*

 

[eLW]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tx13dxAAzQ

Be carefull guys. Listen to this redneck

 

[Toucan]

*chucks peanuts at mailmonkey*
ahahaha

 

[Mailmonkey]

*puts a cuttlefish shell in Toucan's cage*

 

[Ben So Furry]

Cheers MM. I love cashews.

Oh MDMA is actually methamphetamine? I knew it.

A hallucinegenic however you fucking spell it . I knew that too. Good HR eLW. Spaghetti.

 

[Bluebell]

Well thats me back to some sort of normality now, nice few 5-apb doses, had me feeling rather fine this evening8(

 

[Toucan]

FINALLY

why are they even called monkeynuts?

 

[Mailmonkey]

not toooooo normal?

 

[Ben So Furry]

Fucking cuttle fish did you see fucking hugh fearnly whitttingstall prep one of those bastards. Fucking ink man.

 

[Mailmonkey]

mokeys probably like them

 

[eLW]

Cheers MM. I love cashews.

Oh MDMA is actually methamphetamine? I knew it.

A hallucinegenic however you fucking spell it . I knew that too. Good HR eLW. Spaghetti.

LOL, Ben how anyone let him Online :D

 

[Ben So Furry]

They drive simians wild?

Really getting mega swirls now really coming uop hard sweteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

fuck snorting plugging is the way

 

[Toucan]

dude it's just a shell. just a shell...

 

[Mailmonkey]

cuttlefish is well nice, only caught a couple, but fishermen willl sell you a big fucker for a quid...

really nice.

messy as fucck to prep though, yeah, the ink neverstops.

you get the shell toucan, we have the good bots

 

[Ben So Furry]

Damn MM did your bath ever scrub up to white again?

plugging is the way with this btw. oh yes

 

[Mailmonkey]

20 litre milk buckets. outside. or on boat.

 

[Ben So Furry]

Good work that's the way.

Bet its a bitch getting cuttle fish ink out from between the tiles

 

[Cornishman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tx13dxAAzQ

Be carefull guys. Listen to this redneck

PMSL.

I like the bit @ 1:39

"MDMA, it scrambles the pictures in the mind. It'll take this sequencing here. And will throw it: PSSSHHEW. Outta sequence back to there.
Can take whole chunks from back here *marks pen on board* & PSSSHEW, throw it back to here *marks board again*
And then it starts.... PSSSHEW one goes to there PSSSHEW, PSSSHEW, PSSSHEW, PSSSHEW"
*turns to face camera with a solemn expression*
Exclaims: "SPAGHETTI"

WTF? how is this bullshit legal?
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 8(

Also..

"There's no time tabs on what you're thinking when you go back to get your information". Hahahaha