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The great, big list of THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO...

John_Burrows said:
Anarchogen: Never WORRY? Nice attempt at glib, "folksy" advice but seriously, WORRYING is one of the few things that stop people just short of doing really stupid shit.

Like the stuff on this list!

So worry, I say! Worry your balls off, and then when you see your balls rolling away from you on the floor you should WORRY ABOUT THAT TOO because, like, it's your balls, dude.
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..dude, how could anyone take your post seriously? i happen to completely agree with anarchogen. "stopping just short of doing really stupid shit" is the result of thinking or using common sense, ones intuition, etc.

to quote a particular heroin user, "i dont worry about nothin, no, because worryin's a waste of my time"
 
Never IV Ipecac
Never take a bunch of benzos and think it would be a good idea to rip off your heroin dealer.
Never rip off your heroin dealer
Never IV Suboxone/Subutex with methadone still in your system 8(
 
Ahh benzo's.

- Never take a bunch of Valiums at a bar, then proceed to order a pitcher to drink out of yourself, then proceed to spill the entire pitcher on the bouncer(by accident) and then mouth off to him wondering why he's kicking you out. Lucky he knew I was a mess cause I deserved to get my ass kicked for that one.
 
The_Jesus said:
That's some of life's greatest pleasures right there. Why wouldn't you take a bath on benzos or other sedatives? Or any drug for that matter.

And benzos and dxm in public are the greatest! Back during my senior year I did dxm and benzos (separately of course) a few times during class and had a blast.
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Oh, I enjoyed myself thoroughly with my experiences doing both of those things. I did indeed, believe you me. BUT, it is not smart advice. Passing out in a bath tub, or being called out by faculty for be completely fucked up aren't what I would call good outcomes. ;) Luckily, I experienced neither of those outcomes, but that doesn't mean someone else couldn't.
 
Don't drive on shrooms. Shit feels like you are melting into the road.
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Worth repeating. Don't drive on psychedelics.

Never IV Ipecac
Never take a bunch of benzos and think it would be a good idea to rip off your heroin dealer.
Never rip off your heroin dealer
Never IV Suboxone/Subutex with methadone still in your system
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Please tell me you didn't do the first one! 8o
 
The_Jesus said:
That's some of life's greatest pleasures right there. Why wouldn't you take a bath on benzos or other sedatives? Or any drug for that matter.
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i was at work and while i was gone
my ex girlfriend decided to take a bath while wacked on some downs, she passed out~ the tub drain didnt work properly , leaked water very slowly

so i come home , shes passed out in a tub with no water, i panic ,
i grab her , shes freezing, im shitting my pants, crying thinking shes dead, shaking her, faint pulse, i couldnt see her breathe , i tried that mouth to mouth, i was getting ready to call 911
she slowly woke up and came too, speaking all slow like why did you wake me up

damn im getting all upset just remembering that shit
 
deaf eye said:
has anyone said snitching yet ?
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We don't rat. Runteldat.

And on topic, I recommend you not go get your body waxed from the waist to the ankles while on meth. Even a little meth. My nerves were awake and alive last time I went for a wax and man oh man.... that shit hurt WAY worse with the meth in my system.
 
never psychs and heavy machinery

never psychs, higher dose opiates, or drinking and driving

never make a habit of shooting pills

never heat or shoot unfiltered pills

never expect to cum if youre really opiated
 
Never...


.....experiment with self anal play and not expect to LOVE IT ;)<3




....listen to Dizzee Rascal, YOU CANT UNDERSTAND WTF THAT DUDE SAYS
 
Never drop your pocket, and expect an honest answer from your ear-ball. Damn ear-ball! Feeding me mis-information

Don't smoke a huge rip of dmt, squatting next to my tent, at an outdoor music festival, when it is 110 degrees out, and then TAKE a shit, next to my tent, while peaking on the DMT you just smoked, then walk away like nothing happened.

Bottom line: If you have to take a shit, don't smoke DMT and then take said shit next to my tent.
True story. Thanks to my wonderful friend 8o:|=D
 
dude, I'm cured of DMT forever and I've never done it - I was trip sitting and watched a girl puke pure black goo up after taking a rip, it got all over her and she wasn't even aware of it.
I still get nauseous thinking about it.
 
comatoserct said:
ain't that the truth
I'm surprised I've been with my girl for a year+
I can barely stay hard, much less cum
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I can pop the weasel while on opiates, but it takes a loooong time and you gotta break out the "super secret depraved they'd-hang-me-if-they-knew-I-had-this" porn).

On the other hand (ha ha), don't you find the OPPOSITE is true if you are at the tail end of your dose? Maybe a topic for another thread.

Ok oh yeah so like never openly discuss your sexual disfunction in someone else's thread!
 
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Never take your last pill (opiate) and then go to the pharmacy for a refill expecting everything to go smoothly (which is what I am about to do).
 
Nib said:
Ahh benzo's.

- Never take a bunch of Valiums at a bar, then proceed to order a pitcher to drink out of yourself, then proceed to spill the entire pitcher on the bouncer(by accident) and then mouth off to him wondering why he's kicking you out. Lucky he knew I was a mess cause I deserved to get my ass kicked for that one.
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This is exactly what this thread is for. Don't wanna hear your goodie two shoes life lessons, I want you to bust out the true stories of really stupid shit you've done (but maybe didn't think it was stupid at the time).

Like the night i started this thread I really did take a nitrous hit from a "do it yourself" whip cream dispenser right after popping in a fresh cartridge and while I really did have gum in my mouth.

Before I knew what was happening i was high as a kite and had a nice wad of gum that had just met with a fucking jet stream of air lodged in my throat!

I managed to cough it out while I was laughing my ass off at how stupid that was.

But who would ever think of that?? That's why I started this thread - so we could all warn our brothers and sisters of crazy, drug fuelled no-nos we may not be keen enough to think of before hand.

Like if I was sky high at a music festival I might NOT be paying attention to whose tent i was about to shit next to!

The things they don't teach us at school...
 
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