Lol, sorry... I was off my rocker when I posted that. Im amazed I even managed to spell the words.
Think im gonna have to come up with some kinda system so people can differentiate between the genuine posts and the drunken ones
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Lol, sorry... I was off my rocker when I posted that. Im amazed I even managed to spell the words.
Think im gonna have to come up with some kinda system so people can differentiate between the genuine posts and the drunken ones
Uncle Robert
Bluelighter
I was better than average at growing, and to this day I'm better at being tall than a lot of people.
One Thousand Words
Bluelighter
Lies, camouflage and a growly daddy voice.
I have the worlds greatest Chubacca impersonation.
brimz
Bluelighter
just assume your perma pissed , that's what i will do . Fuk it just declare yerself an alcoholic no one is going to judge you .
On that note
I think that folk that get "Only God Can Judge me " written on there body in indian ink need real help or just sectioning .
mydrugbuddy
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thanks lol. I know its true though. All the pro snooker players are shit hot in practice, but only a few of them, like Ronnie O' Sullivan in particular (when he feels like it) can bring their practice game to the big tournaments, with big money, on the televised matches. But he always insists he can play much better than he just has done, when hes already played out of this world, and won 8 frames in a trot, with 6 total clearances or something.
I'd love to see him practice, if that's really true.
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brimz
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Ronnie's auto bio is an amazing read , if your interested in him or even if you ain't but like a good auto bio get on it . So Honest it's almost painful
mydrugbuddy
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Yep, ive read it. I didnt like the guy at first but i became a huge fan of his after reading that. I felt far more sympathetic towards him. I have many of the same problems as he does / did have. He seems better now he's given up drugs/drink and taken up running.
Remember that match against stephen hendry where he just walked out cos he missed a shot ? Everyone was stunned, most of all hendry and the ref.
Missing Mugz now, he liked his snooker, and went to the venues to watch televised snooker tournaments dressed as a jester lol. Mad as a hatter, in a good way. Ive been to most of the tournaments to watch Ronnie, but i dont like to stand out in a crowd. Also saw higgins vs white exhibition. Higgins got a massive long standing ovation and crowd roar just for walking into the hall. He was on his last legs by then. Very sad to see, but the ovation was very moving. So glad i got to see him play live in person before he died.
If you like auto biogs stephen Fry's are fuckin awesome. I downloaded them on audiobook. He's been through more than his fair share of problems too. I'll email them to you if you want. If email can take big files, not sure.
Remember that match against stephen hendry where he just walked out cos he missed a shot ? Everyone was stunned, most of all hendry and the ref.
Missing Mugz now, he liked his snooker, and went to the venues to watch televised snooker tournaments dressed as a jester lol. Mad as a hatter, in a good way. Ive been to most of the tournaments to watch Ronnie, but i dont like to stand out in a crowd. Also saw higgins vs white exhibition. Higgins got a massive long standing ovation and crowd roar just for walking into the hall. He was on his last legs by then. Very sad to see, but the ovation was very moving. So glad i got to see him play live in person before he died.
If you like auto biogs stephen Fry's are fuckin awesome. I downloaded them on audiobook. He's been through more than his fair share of problems too. I'll email them to you if you want. If email can take big files, not sure.
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Operation Julie. Given recent revelations about our geographical (if not temporal) crossing of paths you really oughta know about this, MDB, cos happened all around this area. Fellas involved used to drink at The White Horse (which I'm guessing you'd be familiar with
). Great lil doc (featuring a somewhat exasperated Howard Marks amongst others) about it here. The story is just nuts. Lil place in rural Wales responsible for 70% of the world's total acid supply ferra while. And was also the purest LSD ever made bar none. Samples got sent off to Sandoz for analysis and they admitted it was purer than their own :DHmm... me too. And suspect it may actually be the case cos it's mentioned specifically by everyone I've ever snogged. Get occasional compliments for assorted other t'ings of that nature but not consistently enough to be complacent about. Kissing, however, I seem to have gotten the hang of. Therefore, I challenge you to a kiss-off!!!
Other than that, I must be pretty good at injecting people. Good enough at it that several dealers have kept me on a retainer - basically asked me to spend large parts of the day and/or night with them (often for months - even years - at a stretch) to hit 'em up as and when required in return for shitloads of free gear and rock. Had several clients on the go at once at times and it paid well I must say. No way I could've afforded anything close to the amount of gear I used to get given me. And as for the rock... blimey is all I can say. Does being paid the equivalent of up to a grand's worth of Class A drugs a day to spend said day with a dealer mean I'm probably quite good at injecting folk who have screwed their veins? Possibly. Is either that or I'm just very good company indeed. I'd have to say probably a lil of both
mydrugbuddy
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I'll check out that link Shambles. I've heard of Operation Julie, but dont know all the details, what i typed in my previous post is the sum of my knowledge about it. 20 years ago i hated the white horse, was always full of farmers and haters. We went to The Wynstay for a quiet one, The Glyndwr to play pool, and the skinners to finish off. Occasionally there would be bands playing at the Drill hall, is that still going ?
You got me reaching for the online dictionary with "temporal", good word. My counsellor also has me learning lots of new words, i like to do so, but writers like Will Self are just too much for me.
You got me reaching for the online dictionary with "temporal", good word. My counsellor also has me learning lots of new words, i like to do so, but writers like Will Self are just too much for me.
brimz
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LOve em mate , don't like bio's though .
Got allsorts from Di Canio (great read ) to Sid - No Irish , Blacks , Dogs & about 50 inbetween .
Read loads from teh library as well .
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Will Self. Although never actually read any of his books. Always manages to squeeze in some fine words when interviewed though :DDrill Hall? Dunno. If it's what I think it is then it's been bought by the Co-Op and is sitting unused at the moment. Those links are worth a browse cos it really is an unbelievable story. You just never woulda thunk it. The doc is well worth a watch - you'll recognise loads of places involved. They say there's still fuckloads of that acid (not to mention vasty quantities of cashmoney) buried all around the countryside here. Now that would be a find and a half
i have the opposite skill: talking girls into staying dressed. or creeping them out. whichever way you want to put it.
on the other hand im quite good at performing oral sex (or females). been told too many times im good for it to be coincidence or pity.
also good at cooking stuff i like to eat.
mydrugbuddy
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He's fantastic in his appearances on have i got news for you, merton and hislop and him all seem to click so well together. Shame will's not on it every episode.
mydrugbuddy
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"On 1 December 1977, officers searched Kemp's cottage for a second time and dug up a large plastic box that contained 1.3 kg of LSD crystal - enough to create 6.5 million doses." wow
"In July 2011, Leaf Fielding’s book To Live Outside the Law, gave the first insider account of Operation Julie."
Got to get me a copy of that.
"In July 2011, Leaf Fielding’s book To Live Outside the Law, gave the first insider account of Operation Julie."
Got to get me a copy of that.
Nawww... only about 1/10 posts I'm under the influence of a few too many Gin and Juice's.
I Was thinking of some kind of colour coding system, that should be introduced for those who are regularly high while posting. So people won't get confused over the nonsense that comes out.
For instance, if I have been drinking alcoholI will start typing in red
If I've been smoking joints then clearly green is the colour, man
Or if someones taken psychadelics, then I su ppose I will post in alovely assortment of col ours.
Hopefully I won't be taking LSD any time soon however, as this post alone has taken nearly 20 minutes to create.
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mydrugbuddy
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Thats a brilliant idea. I think it should be added to the BL rule book. I can see all the work you put into that post when i pressed quote. Whats happened to your amazing rainbow ?
Christ, ive got to tear myself away from BL and apply for some jobs to keep the job centre happy. Got to show them my list on wednesday which so far is completely blank.
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brimz
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Nawww... only about 1/10 posts I'm under the influence of a few too many Gin and Juice's.
I Was thinking of some kind of colour coding system, that should be introduced for those who are regularly high while posting. So people won't get confused over the nonsense that comes out.
For instance, if I have been drinking alcoholI will start typing in red
If I've been smoking joints then clearly green is the colour, man
Or if someones taken psychadelics, then I su ppose I will post in alovely assortment of col ours.
Hopefully I won't be taking LSD any time soon however, as this post alone has taken nearly 20 minutes to create.
Quoted for effort
BlindHelperMonkey
Bluelighter
no problem. it was actually pretty cogent considering. no spelling mistakes, typos etcetera
though in a similar vein to drunken texting of exes... posting on bluelight whilst under the influence should probably be avoided if at all possible. perfect morning-after facepalm material
And there is revealed the skill which makes me special.
I can type cogently after consuming 2 bottles of wine.
awwwww
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Felt I was being a bit too flamboyant, with both the multi-coloured text AND a rainbow.
However, I've put it back just for you
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For fairly self-evident reasons that is kinda unlikely for many of us
The morning after facepalm moment - if done properly a whole series of facepalms of increasing cringeywincey value as the varying layers of fug gradually begin to clear - is a thing of beauty. Buttock-clenching shame and humiliation, yes. But also beauty. If done right there should be a trail of wtf?!? posts emblazoned across several forums. Many of which will coax at least a smirk from those who pass by the wreckage the next day. Much as they make me wince at times, I'm also rather fond of my occasional *ahem* tired and emotional posts. May as well be cos got it down to a fine art at times, me
Besides, my postcount would barely reach four figures if I abided by that rule :D