O.K....you opened the door..
This happened one time when I was having gay anal sex ( as a top).
After a night of drinking, We went home together. I asked the gentleman if he was clean and prepared. He said "yes". I started the task at hand. After a few thrusts I noticed something wasn't right. I took my dick out of his ass and there was shit all over it (this was pre-condom days). I lost it .....it was sickening. The gentleman panicked and sprayed cologne all over the sheets and bed. I then smelled the cologne and the shit together and I lost my cookies all over the floor. It was the worst scent I ever smelled.
Ever since this experience, I have an aversion to cologne and anal sex.