The Funniest/Worst Ecstasy "Myth" I've Heard

[Ginger Jack]

Puts massive holes in your brain

 

[Krispyface]

This lady told 2 of my friends "all the drugs make your hair fall out!"

And this one guy told me "Nah man, I don't take red pills, they're bad."

 

[Amblin]

ecstasy gives you the gay.

it also drains all your spinal fluid if you take it even once.

also, there's cocaine and meth in "speedy" pills, and heroin in "smacky" pills.

I've most certainly had meth in what I consider "speedy" pills.

 

[EXRoller]

I hate the people who insist it puts holes in your brain and refer to those brain scan cards the government sends out. If that was true, I would (and a lot of people here too are probably with me) have no brain, it would have been all gone. Probably around 200 pills altogether... in a 3 1/2 year period.

I had one of my friends (who used to do it a lot) try to tell me the crap about draining your spinal fluid and if I kept on doing it I'd walk like a dinosaur when I'm an old man. Besides the fact I probably won't make it to and old man, come on, that's just silly.

 

[purplefirefly]

^I don't want to speak for someone else(lolerjaps), but I think what he is trying to say is that Eminem purposely and knowingly spouts a lot of disinformation and ridiculousness in his songs as his way of spiting the gullibility of 'the masses' and how easily people will believe things if their favorite artist says it. He said himself, that most of his family/relationship drama he talks about in his songs is highly exaggerated as a marketing tool.

If I remember correctly he grew up in a wealthy suburb on the outside of detroit, not even in a trailer park or in 'the D'.

I'm not saying it's right or cool for him to be saying things like that, not at all....I guess it's just his fucked up way of trying to teach people that they shouldn't believe everything they hear.

That makes him an even bigger dumb ass in my opinion. I guess maybe he can get a good chuckle when he's by himself, but maybe he hasn't caught on as to how utterly stupid and incompetent it makes himself look.

It kind of makes me sad that he has any sort of following then, especially if he has publicly stated that he pretty much just lies in his lyrics. It also makes me sad that he is just perpetuating the stereotype that drug users are unintelligent losers. Maybe it's just me, but I tend to set a higher standard for myself, but hey, that's just me. 8)

This isn't directed at you BTW, just my own little thoughts.

 

[VincentOnE]

That's kind of true with todays pills.

Maybe she's an Avid pill user, and gets on bluelight, and doesn't want her friend/kid/grandson to use some untested pills.

This deserves to be brought back up since people on page 3 haven't seen it.

Well, he should stop spreading inaccurate propaganda. It makes it hard to educate people when he's sending out completely false information to thousands if not millions of people.

Also, he kind of contradicts himself, if he does so much ecstasy, why hasn't he experienced any of the awful side effects that he claims ecstasy causes? He should realize if you are going to speak before a large audience make sure your ducks in a row and you aren't spouting off nonsense.

The lyrics are old Ass songs, when information about ecstasy wasn't as widely spread, shit, was bluelight around at that point? you guys heard that one song talking about drugs with The south park gag?

"
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you
"