the federal government is meth poisoning me again

[Jeanpauldash]

its true, they put it in my coffee this morning

 

[Littana]

Put the pipe down and get some sleep pls

 

[neversickanymore]

Im not going to argue with you about this. Why is the federal government spiking your coffee with meth?

 

[foodcrisis]

sometimes something like coffee will just fuck me up if this is a serious post... some people can be pretty sensetive to drugs...

a few months back i just got a pretty strong feeling for a few moments like taking mdma... was just cause my brain is crazy chemically imbalanced.

 

[endlessnameless]

If you abstain from caffeine for 4-6 weeks and then have a big ole cuppa joe you're in for a hell of a time I can tell you from personal experience.

OP: Are you a frequent user of Meth? If not, I'd urge you to take a drug test to see if there actually is methamphetamine in your system.
As @neversickanymore said, why on earth would the Federal Government be spiking your coffee? What makes you so important that the Feds would be giving you free drugs?

Also, how do I get them to spike mine?

 

[Lysosomalstorage]

OP had been posting stuff like this and much more serious allegations for months. I assume they have mental health problems made worse by stimulants.

 

[someguyontheinternet]

its true, they put it in my coffee this morning

Why do you think this? What effects did you feel from the coffee?

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

i wonder how they did it


did you go to the bathroom after you made your coffee and then they came in and dropped a crystal in your coffee and bolted out before you were done?

there's gotta be more to this story

 

[endlessnameless]

its true, they put it in my coffee this morning

Saw them putting it in did you?

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

How were they dressed?

 

[foodcrisis]

i think this poster really might have herpes and be going insane because of that if this isn't a fake account or just someone telling stories.

maybe they are exaggerating how the coffee feels or something too... idk.. it sounds like the OP is going through a lot in life though.

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

Leave him alone God damn it

He's aight

 

[crazyhairman]

It is for this reason I no longer drink coffee or smoke cigarettes or weed. Can't pop pills either because you never know if it's just pressed fentanyl.
Don't drink without the weed or cigarettes.

Fuck it might as well start a business and pay taxes to get through the day now. Fucking world we live in

 

[reverse cosmosis]

I wish the government put meth in my drinks instead they just put radio signals in my brain... I still got the last laugh though, since my last remaining filling fell out I don't pick up their transmissions anymore

 

[endlessnameless]

Still at it: https://www.bluelight.org/community...-international-trigger-warnings.943158/page-2

This person needs serious help. They're talking about conducting a topless protest in a public place. I'll presume the pipe is till in hand.