That's the sad bit.... All he got to do was spend a fortune talking to some old boiler about the theory of a fuck.... No actual fucking taking place. A bit like phoning your local landlord and paying him a tenner to talk about what kind of booze he serves (and also what kind of knickers he's wearing)
^ I think the idea is, they put the 74 yr old on last so you have to listen to all the mind-numbing intro's from the 40 y/o grannies before she's accessible - which will cost you a fortune as it's billed by the minute.
Complete con and false advertising. But then that's the sum of your reward for looking up granny sex in the daily star.
Last edited: