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The EADD I'm Fucked Megathread - We don't even know what month it is...

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Think so

Ive never had brain zaps from meph but have from MD... so perhaps it is more doperminey than serotonin but not sure
 
Arrrgggh! "Yeah ill just have one lil tester line of this coca cola" i thinks to myself. "Yeah one more and i'll call it a day" i thinks to myself ect ect ect. What a absolute dildo!
 
swampdragon said:
I can't imagine coca cola is very nice up the nose.. bit fizzy, no?
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Fizzy yes, but when combined with a nice dona kebab they both combine into kebabocaine & it causes your brain to release the same amount of serotonin as a large dose of MDMA

Not only that, but apparently a lot of women are attracted to confidence & the right dosage of dona kebab can turn even the most timid of men into a obnoxious alpha male. Arrogance and the stench of dona meat will get you any women of your choosing
 
lol. I've never actually tried kebab, but kebabocaine sounds appealing.

Spliff Politics said:
Not only that, but apparently a lot of women are attracted to confidence & the right dosage of dona kebab can turn even the most timid of men into a obnoxious alpha male. Arrogance and the stench of dona meat will get you any women of your choosing
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Teheh, sadly this is probably true. Not sure about the stench of meat though.
 
Oh the stench of meat is the most important part! It is the fuel for the fire. Ohhh wait you said "the stench of meat. Yes, not just any old meat will do. Sausage meat? Ridiculous! Fillet steak meat? Nudda. Horse meat? Get oouuuttaaa here! Dona meat? Now ya talking! Trotting down the street with a big shit-eating grin on your face because of the rancid lump of dona meat sitting in your stomach and slowly escaping through your pores is what its all about!
 
You can try it yourself, but be warned the comedown is disgraceful. Meany a time have i woken up in a public toilet with a big strip of dona meat hanging from my mouth, with no recognition of what i did the night before; apart from glimpses of being surrounded by gorgeous women.
 
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Gets my heat beating faster just looking at it. Sorta like when your in a club, peaking and an amazing song comes on. Then few days later, same song comes and you get goosebumps and a faster heartbeat. Except.... With a dona kebab..
 
Spliff Politics said:
You can try it yourself, but be warned the comedown is disgraceful. Meany a time have i woken up in a public toilet with a big strip of dona meat hanging from my mouth, with no recognition of what i did the night before; apart from glimpses of being surrounded by gorgeous women.
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Hmm, that sounds like a plan. In the name of Science! =D
 
The science behind the dona kebab is a dark and mysterious road i would advise you not to go down. Do you know how mr Hawkins ended up in his wheelchair? That my friend is what happens when you peruse questions best left un-answered. It will consume your soul. Dona kebabs should remain a mystery, looking into it will just open Pandoras box. Please Swampy, i say this as a fellow swamp lover - DO NOT DIG ANY DEEPER!
 
Oh and on topic - i just got me 3gs of ketamine. Now if only i can find a women to impress as i consume the whole lot and remain coherent enough to do my fabled Del Boy impression
 
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