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The EADD I'm Fucked Megathread - We don't even know what month it is...

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Are chodes even a real occurrence? I know you get micro-willys, but a proper chode cant exist surely?

A proper chode is a wingwam that is fatter than it is long
 
I've just been told by someone called darkinthepark that most people on here are treading on eggshells around me. Please DON'T!!!! I feel guilty. I had NO IDEA.... Yes I get wound up n take things the wrong way but truly I appreciate your comments - and within a few hours I calm down and admit you're right. I appreciate honesty over BS. Please, for goodness sake, none of you feel like you're walking on eggshells. PM me if you feel that way. I was bullied as a child and WANT NO ONE to feel that way around me and feel extremely terrible if that is the case. Please don't feel on eggshells around me, ok.

I get wound up, but I love it here or I'd not come back, I just get confused from time to time that's all. The only person I've on ignore is Dan, no one else. And I don't hate Dan. I have PMd Dan the other day to explain the situation and I'm sure he understands things after reading my PM to him.

Now let's chill out and have a laugh.

Evey

PS: Please, if I intimidate people in any way just report me to admin I don't want to make anyone feel like they are feeling on eggshells around me, please!!!!
 
Fuck it, another half pill down the hatch =D (stay away from the meph, stay away from the meph, stay...)
 
I dont think they can exist haha. Would love to see one though. I just imagine it would be like a huge swollen nipple between someones legs.

So then ladies; what would you do if you had picked up a guy from a bar, extremely good looking chap (arnold schwarzenegger esque hah) and as youve had a couple of shandys, your feeling a bit slaggy. So one things leads to another and hes taken you into a KFC toilet (not forcefully i must add) and your smooching and fingering each others ear ect, when you present yourself to him, making said man to feel obliged to follow suit. Pants drop down along with your jaw as you glaze upon the most pristine looking chode which you once believe to be only an urban legend. Girth as thick as a pint can & length as small as the poor man ego. What do ya do i ask?
 
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So then ladies; what would you do if you had picked up a guy from a bar, extremely good looking chap (arnold schwarzenegger esque hah) and as youve had a couple of shandys, your feeling a bit slaggy. So one things leads to another and hes taken you into a KFC toilet (not forcefully i must add) and your smooching and fingering each others ear ect, when you present yourself to him, making said man to feel obliged to follow suit. Pants drop down along with your jaw as you glaze upon the most pristine looking chode which you once believe to be only an urban legend. Girth as thick as a pint can & length as small as the poor man ego. What do ya do i ask?
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Hope that he's very good at oral? Ahem, erm, it's definitely a situation to ponder.
 
Well tbh if i was cursed with a chode... waaait, waaaaait a minute. When your blind it sort of heightens your other senses. Perhaps a man with a chode has heightened senses as well? Perhaps he would have the oral capabilities of..... well... a man with a chode? Hmmmmm very interesting subject. Wonder if i can get a masters in chode theory?
 
That's very interesting logic, there. And also probably true. :sus:

And I think you can get a masters in pretty much anything these days.. possibly even EADD.
 
I'm gonna start counting how often you roll that track out, Dan. Must've seen you post it 30 times, easily. ;)

Tis still a tune though.
 
If you like tunes then your in luck, cos both my and dan love the gooch out of sharing our music haha. If you dont, then ill try and add in an amusing anecdote about chip butties or something with each link
 
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