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The EADD I'm Fucked Megathread v. To get drugged, or to not get drugged.

£3k a month for shoulder sitting?
Is this an open vacancy?
If so, at 5'5" and 110lbs I could probably fit onto a shoulder...
 
hey man i got here first ;) got that bony sholder all to myself, but i think theres an opening on the left side.
its actually more interesting with two. we d balance out i think. we could also exchange opinions regarding the shitting, the peeing, the eating, the farting and whatever else. Hell we can even give indication on how to do the whole sex thing properly, if it will ever come to that.
 
This sounds like a paid position to physically embody an obsessive disorder coupled with Schizophrenia.

Hell yeah! Being on the outside would be fun!
 
With all due respect, i think ive got the normal bodily functions nailed down... its these other learnt behaviours you two fuckers have got to iron out...!

Some advice on sex i wouldn't be so adverse to as i dont claim to be some lothario and you do add a great deal to the porn thread Kings, however this is a temp contract and if im back in my bed making love then im afarid gentleman, you'd be surplus to requirements from there on out.. id bid you a farewell, thank you for your hard work and cross your palms with microdots.
 
does swampy get to stay in during the sex?

though if its a choice between dots and seeing you wrestle with your snake id take the acid... but if swampy is watching...
 
Heee, yeah. :D

And we're both quite light, so could share? Manc contingent on one shoulder, eastern European on right. Perfect.

And I wouldn't just watch, I'd critique too. ;)
 
In the interests of equality and equilibrium, Swampy, you're in.. sorry sprout, you're fired...

Christ, im imagining myself sat in an over elaborate boardroom that makes everybodys eyes really sparkly, perform pointless tasks that prove little other than egos can be really ugly to win the position of shoulder buddy..8)

I need to get some sleep..
 
Shoulder buddy woooo! :D
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what would your shoulder angels say?

actually, have you been asleep at all since last night?
ive got some shut eye so might actually be functional today :D
Id tell shoulder buddy to take some annual leave whilst i slept, no advice needed..

You could watch me sleep, if thats your thing??

Oh, and no, no sleep yet..
 
Awesome! I want one now, but that might get a bit heavy/recursive.

Also shoulderdragon says get some sleep, boss.
 
Fuck, a law suit on my hands already..

Ok...ok... you can chill up on top of my head...

People would say, "a dragon on your left shoulder, a king on your right... with a sprout on your head? How peculiar...!"
 
Have you read any of Robert Rankin's work? My handle comes from 'Barry the Time Sprout' who lives inside the head of a Mr Lazlo Woodbine - Detective extraordinaire and psychiatric inpatient.
 
Would you believe me if i said yes and it were no coincidence i just placed you on my head??

I haven't, no.. It sounds like the perfect position for you now though..

Sounds like an interesting read, I'll look it up. Cheers :)
 
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