The EADD I'm Fucked MEGATHREAD - Imaginations required from an imaginative mod/member

[Don Luigi]

That's because you're not female. Look at the clitoral nub.

(so I'm told)

I couldn't identify a clitoris, let alone a clitoral nub.

These Flubrimazepam really are shite. No wonder the vendor seemed to eager to shift them. They do fuck all for ages and, by the time you've realised their effect, you've just amazed at how much time as past.

These are definitely going to be getting flushed..very slowly..and into my stomach. %)

 

[ScotchMist]

internally smashed on mxe, geeb, xanax & kratom whilst giving off an external aura of business like leadership.

Or i may just be sat at my desk with everyone saying….state of that cunt

.... Any jobs going Scots?? I think we'd make a good team...

 

[felix]

Internally smashed on Mxe, Geeb, Xanax & Kratom whilst giving off an external aura of business like leadership.

Or I may just be sat at my desk with everyone saying….state of that cunt

That's fucking hilarious.

Been there, done that. You think you're holding it all together, and being funny, and productive, and no-one notices... but in hindsight it's probably the fucking opposite. It's no wonder I got selected for so many "random" drugs tests.

 

[Don Luigi]

Ive been going a bit mad tonight = 140mb flubrolazepam, botttle of bucky, smaller botte of buck, half ten 10 glass Smirnoff. I also found this online, simple, synthesis that allows me inhale arsenic trioxide through a didgeridoo, oa balloon, through a simple clillit bnag synthesis.

I'm about to try it out. Apparently it makes you come up really fast like vitamin c, or writing lists of what you like about each other 8(

I'm all alone so may not fully appreciate the social aspect.

PS, Cn someone link me to some good amat. porn. I ideallly where nobody is told to 'suck those balls. or take that ddick''?//

EDIT AGAIN - I have injueres myself at least 11.6 times while trying to ppst this :D

 

[Don Luigi]

It's jusr arseicw truoxide, I assume it's harmless.

 

[ScotchMist]

I could do the speaking clocks job... so long as you don't expect the 24hr clock :D or the 12 HR clock if I'm fuckxered

 

[hexagram]

magical mexxy

 

[hexagram]

the thing I love about the dissociative high is the optimism. after a bump of K or MXE, I feel like my opportunities are limitless. That I haven't fucked my life up.

 

[Sprout]

Finally bought another decent Meth/Glass pipe. I don't particularly like vaped MPA but I'm making clouds from a half gram of it.
Purchased it with 3-FPM in mind.

Anyone know how effective #3 H would be in it?

 

[gardenlane]

I don't have a funeral song yet but if someone figures it out do let someone know.

 

[SummerSerenade]

Bit fucked on speed and booze while my boyfriend sleeps in tne spare room. Hahaha. He volunteered I'm still a bad person though, especially considering they're his drugs. Tut tut.

 

[Sprout]

Bit fucked on speed and booze while my boyfriend sleeps in tne spare room. Hahaha. He volunteered I'm still a bad person though, especially considering they're his drugs. Tut tut.

Sounds like a great relationship.

I was always more of a Junkie in that scenario - partner sleeping so I'd skulk into the other room, eat a handful of pills and then return. Ugh

 

[SummerSerenade]

Sounds like a great relationship.

You bet *waves at Dan*... who is still asleep, to the best of my knowledge.

As it's now light outside I think I'll save my sleep for the train back later. To be honest, I've been listening to my ipod for the last 4 hours or so so I haven't really made much of an effort.

*Shrug* when in doubt do more drugs is my motto. If only I had some (and yeah that is a hint to send me drugs bitches)

 

[Sprout]

That motto has served me well and only resulted in a few dependencies.

 

[ColtDan]

Feeling pretty gooooood

 

[Bella Figura]

God I hate alcohol - I succumbed to colleagues convincing me a few drinks after work would be the highlight of my existence, but no. HEADACHES ARE ALL I GET.

Time for a spliff!

 

[warriorOnTheEdge]

Eyes like a cats arse, Herijuana even when pulled early is very relaxing.

 

[ColtDan]

I loves booze.. but only ontop of stims

 

[Bella Figura]

meh - that would be like me saying I love getting fisted by violent youths but only when I'm getting sucked off by a supermodel.

 

[SummerSerenade]

Despite me always thinking codeine is bollocks if you take a shitload on top of 2 bottles of wine you still end up nodding your tits off. Not as good as smack obvs but hopefully I'll have 1 whole gram of 4 turning up tomorrow. Partly hopefully cos it cost over £100 fucking quid but y'know. Cant take money with you can ya. If I last till tomoz anyway. Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted after all. More pills and cutting and passing out till beautiful post I hope. Stay sexy bitchesss.