Well, things turned out bad but, in a selfish way, quite alright
My phone was on its last few licks of charge so my battery died. I had been anticipating this, so I set an alarm on my computer...but left the earphones in the laptop as I was assembling a watching list of porn for over 8 hours last night, while only making it through just over one - I had the exact opposite problem before. It is because of this that I didn't hear the internet alarm.
So aye I woke up at 3pm when he came to my door growling about why I wasn't there. I've never missed a single day of work at the family business due illness or not showing up. It's really annoying when the lame excuses you usually give for being late to work are actually true. He doesn't even need me down at the shop. He just likes to have me there because he's half-deaf just like our customers and it also allows him to smoke 12 cigarettes an hour. I swear to fuck, he'll go open a box of soap and then empty (the basically already empty) the bin at the skip. Any excuse to arse about and not have to be at his own place of work.
I don't blame him though, our customers are those very same socially uninhibited loons who make the daily cycle between the cafe and the bookmakers. From Finchley to Fengcheng, these people are on the lookout for a bargain, the boy that sells cheaps fags, if he's not around then the other boy that sells them. Then, despite proclaiming 'not to suppose it', during the very act of their supposition, they ask if you sell them under the counter.
Ah well, no work today, he purposefully rang the woman who works with us, while he was standing with me, and asked her to work my shift tomorrow. Was quite apt that my door was knocked at 3pm because I am still wired to a mars bar :D I will finally get a decent meal here and then tidy up the results of GL being a messy pup
The boss has better decide to make peace with me before a certain time tonight otherwise it's another leisurely binge of barely researched nasal necessity.
Sorry for the ramble guys but, aye, I feel very stimulated
