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The EADD catfood discussion thread.

Raasyvibe

Raasyvibe

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I'm quite lucky, in that I live near an organic farm, with nice organic local free-range meat. Being semi-veg I don't eat a lot of meat, but what I do eat seems to be 100 times more ethical than what you get in KFC or Macdonalds.

Now, I've been proper spoiling our cat with all this fresh high quality, well fed, free range, organic meat. As soon as he see's me cooking he starts meowing like mad for some, and being the big softie I am; let him have his way and lavish half my dinner on him.

Problem is, now he's been living the high life of corn-fed chicken and ribeye steak... he won't eat his packet food (Whiskas/felix) anymore, and meows and glares at me until I give him proper meat. I can get him to eat that "encore" packets they do, but they're about 5 times more expensive than other packet food!

Which leads us to a question, just how shite is that stuff they put into packets of cat food? What are we actually doing to our nation of cats? Feeding them cheap, mass-produced low grade meat!? Are the ones that actually eat it, just not tasted proper meat before?

I can't afford these encore packets every time, and I'm getting fed up of expending a good portion of my own dinner every meal. sooo WHAT'S a guy to do?!?
 
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Lol was sure this thread was a joke, but there u see.

Can't help ya, hope ya cat gets sum proper meat and be a happy kitty again ;)
 
Cats are fussy cunts. I'm having the same problem, mine just wants chicken nuggets from the chippie or the sliced chicken thats normally reserved for the kid's packed lunches.
He's being a proper twat, waking me up and screeching for food then turning his nose up at his felix.

Only solution is to with hold food a little, just feed him in the evenings.

Or at least that was the plan, I've just caved and given him ham and treats just to shut him up.

ps - being a vegetarian is like being pregnant. You can't be a semi veggie. You can be a veggie with a semi but thats not quite the same thing

wakka wakka

pps - this being EADD n all is somebody gunna suggest plugging it ?
 
Get an Abyssinian for your next cat.

My folks have had 2 now. Both would/will try eating anything... notable examples are Melon, Banana Skin, Cough Medicine...

True scavengers of the cat world... they do however, get a bit tiresome jumping up as you turn your back whilst cooking & grabbing meat you are preparing... they calm down as they get older though. A bit.

They do have their redeeming qualities though, they are very affectionate.
 
The only cat products he will eat are Encore and Dreamies, however he's also partial to bran flakes, biscuits, bacon, cake, crisps and cannabis fan/shade leaves.

He'll turn his nose up at steak, prawn, smoked salmon, tuna, cream and milk. Such a weirdo.
 
curious_24 said:
I can sympathise, Raas. My cat will only eat Encore and Dreamies. He is a spoiled bastard!
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I was suggested "dreamies" by a friend recently. Apparantly cats go mad for it, I will have to invest but haven't seen them in any shop as of yet.

curious_24 said:
The only cat products he will eat are Encore and Dreamies, however he's also partial to bran flakes, biscuits, bacon, cake, crisps and cannabis fan/shade leaves.
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I think at least 3 of those listed food will kill him.

partime crackhead said:
tl;dr

Are you so jaked up on the booze that you've taken to eating cat food?
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Not today. But I have done this before.... I recommend the "cat sticks", the things that look like pepparami packets. They're cheap, taste absolutely gorge'... and nutritious for humans also.
 
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No it doesn't. Catnip actually makes quite a relaxing herbal tea.

Also, why am I reading a thread about cat food? I have no cat. But mass-produced meat for pets is fucking awful quality.. what do you expect?
 
raas_2012 said:
I think at least 3 of those listed food will kill him
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He loves the cat sticks too. I should point out that I don't actually feed him cakes, biscuits and weed, he just helps himself to open packets and tries to grab a fan leaf whenever a hypothetical grow cupboard door is opened.
 
ya cats are fussy cunt. As soon as you feed them out a packet they'll turn their nose up at their usual tinned food.
Little bastards
 
Firstly, you wanna go to Rosetta Stone, learn how to speek cat and lay it on the line.
It's this or noughting!
 
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