IV heroin or Dilaudid. "The ultimate hit, right? Better than sex?"
I've snoted some "H" but I'm pretty sure it's bunk. I'm in no hurry, tho. As oxy mad as this nation is, it will only be a matter of time before these Mexicans finally get their act together and start focusing their efforts on shipping us some good dope instead of offing each other in record numbers along the border.
Oh and OP, your first roll is definitely a high WORTH obsessing over. And you said your first 5 attempts resulted in bunk pills? Well i'd say that's about what my experience was. But then when I least expected it, I got ahold of the worst, most shady-ass looking, grey pill. All crumbly and with an imprint that was supposedly a dove (but it was really unrecognizable), etc. And it was tiny! But god damn was it fucking good. Rolled my fucking balls off. The good kind too, the MDMA lovey-dovey touchy-feeling blah blah the world is awesome life changing mind blowing roll that the hype comes from.
Moral of the story is, your next pill attempt is probably going to be a home run.