The drug bullshit thread

[Pagey]

Also, my GP told me that heroin causes strokes.

Someone's got their drugs confused.

I think the best one for me was really just being told that smoking that first joint would make me end up a heroin addict.
I did end up a heroin addict, but it was without the help of the joint.

 

[Adamus]

My dad once gave me the line about Blue Star tattoo transfers having LSD in them when I was a lad and as a result I never got to buy any.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

'Yes mate, this black is deffo opiumated!' (sic)

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

"i will be 5 mins"

Yeh, that's the one they use when they're still on the way to score - they've then still got to get back, bag up, then do the rounds!!

If they're 'just round the corner from you now,' then you know you've still got a good 30 - 60 minutes to wait

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Myth - 'Pollen (or 'Polm') hash is actually pressed cannabis pollen'

Truth - Pollen is produced by male plants only, whereas (usually) only female plants are used for recreational purposes. 'Pollen' is actually sieved trichomes, resin and other finely ground plant material pressed into a block - as opposed to the traditional and more labour intensive 'rubbed' hash.

 

[GodSpeedK]

Also, my GP told me that heroin causes strokes.

My GP once dropped this: 'but you must get awful comedowns from ketamine, surely?'

-.-

 

[ponch]

Someone told my gf the other day that their key snapped off in the lock when they were trying to get in to their house 'because they do so much drugs off their key'

 

[Raasyvibe]

I haven't read the whole thread... but I take it for granted someone's mentioned the pills that are cut with cocaine. And the weed that's laced with heroin.

 

[knock]

What about smacky pills?

 

[Raasyvibe]

^ They really do exist.

Think they were known as "Nurofen plus"

 

[doorknob]

What about smacky pills?

Not having these mate, brown speckles. What do you take me for