The Cuddle Puddle Social Thread vers. Ruling with a Glowing Fist!

[amanda_eats_pandas]

nsfw!

Awww... super cute.

ps: tongue = repierced....oww

Ouch dude. But yay!



Twenty days until...

NSFW:

Coachella.

 

[Blazif07]

yeah... i hear tell that p-tots can't resist oral piercings.. maybe if i put some sort of colorful jewelry in there i can lure them in more efficiently.

ironically though: i'm actually kinda talking to a girl currently... who is almost 19 and thus legit.... *fail on me for lack of creep*

 

[Keaton]

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[TearItDown]

it's like camp bisco only shittier!

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

yeah... i hear tell that p-tots can't resist oral piercings.. maybe if i put some sort of colorful jewelry in there i can lure them in more efficiently.

ironically though: i'm actually kinda talking to a girl currently... who is almost 19 and thus legit.... *fail on me for lack of creep*

Oh goodness a legal age girl for Blazif?
High five.

it's like camp bisco only shittier!

Don't be jealous %)

 

[TearItDown]

Oh goodness a legal age girl for Blazif?
High five.



Don't be jealous %)

Jealous of being cramped, sweating my dick off, and being around a lot of people I loathe? Nah, I'll take the hippy fest with good vibes and the hells angels as security. And most of the same artists (the ones that matter atleast).

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

If you sweated your dick off you could finally get that sex change you wanted without spending all that money.

 

[TearItDown]

Or I can just get a greasy mexi-cali raver to play with my dick a little. the amount of stds would make my dick fall off for sure.

 

[Keaton]

If you sweated your dick off you could finally get that sex change you wanted without spending all that money.

lol

Or I can just get a greasy mexi-cali raver to play with my dick a little. the amount of stds would make my dick fall off for sure.

lol little dick.

 

[Blazif07]

hey now... i has the tiniest dick of all ED!
DONT CHALLENGE MY HAMSTER POWAHS!

 

[amanda_eats_pandas]

Or I can just get a greasy mexi-cali raver to play with my dick a little. the amount of stds would make my dick fall off for sure.

But you run the risk of deportation by association.
Coachella seems like a much safer option if you ask me.

 

[TearItDown]

lol

lol little dick.

no, ask your mom about it. just be all, "whatchu know about that?" then she'll go, "I know ALL about that!"

 

[Blazif07]

ps: dick sweat = free lube

 

[TearItDown]

ps: dick sweat = free lube

ps. bacon grease = free lube

 

[Blazif07]

ps. bacon grease = free lube

fail: oil based products degrade latex

enjoy yo' unwanted fetuses

 

[TearItDown]

fail: oil based products degrade latex

enjoy yo' unwanted fetuses

you act like i use condoms

protip: I DONT NIGGA

 

[Blazif07]

you act like i use condoms

protip: I DONT NIGGA

pardon me, shim: but i am from arkansas: ergo, i am a honky ass cracka'.

as i said: enjoy dem babies.

 

[Keaton]

Damn, unfortunately the satisfaction of making you cry doesn't outweigh the satisfaction I get from being in charge in here...
You live, for the time being.

 

[TearItDown]

pardon me, shim: but i am from arkansas: ergo, i am a honky ass cracka'.

as i said: enjoy dem babies.

nigga u no i aint be havin no kids

 

[Blazif07]

nigga u no i aint be havin no kids

you're quite lucky that kiddos require intercourse with an actual person. otherwise your unsafe practices would prove disasterous.