The cat from above

A young cat just poked it's head in through the skylight to my room 'NO' I shouted in a bid to deter the cat from entering my pit of gloom. 'GO AWAY'.

The cat ignored my cries, stretching it's head forward & leaning forward before jumping onto the bed below.

'Great' I thought. Now there's a fucking cat in my room and I didn't even want company.

A beautiful grey furred cat of the inquisitive variety. I was secretly glad to have some cool company in this pit of despair.

'MEOW' said the cat, looking over at me as if asking for some assistance.
'What'? I questioned.

'There's nothing I can do' I said. And I certainly wasn't getting up to open the door. At least not yet.
You shall have to suffer your ill choice, at least for a few minutes yet.

The cat began to explore my room.
Treading fondly on the bed. Massaging the quilt with it's tiny little paws. Looking as if it had discovered the absolute lap of luxury.

The cat jumped off the bed and began poking around some plastic bags. Of which contained a sizable quantity of my earthly possessions.

This made me paranoid. I wasn't going to have a cat aggressively pissing all over my stuff. No siree.

I got out of my chair and opened the door 'COME ON CAT' I said in a stern voice.
'YOU MUST LEAVE NOW' 'Your time is over'.

The cat just looked at me bewildered.
I sighed and began to walk to the far side of the room.

The cat remained still as I reached down and picked her up before transporting her back to the other side of the room.
I placed her near the door so she could leave on her own accord....
 
Ha ha ha. Cats are ace and cunts in equal measure. We have one that I have to scare off because it wants to either rape my kitties or steal their food. One or t'other. Little fucking bastard seems to like my aggressive posturing and seems to like the attention.

Little fucker will expect to be fed next mate. =D

Great little story that, enjoyed that, nice one.
 
I enjoyed reading this too. I think you made a new friend, whether you wanted to or not. ;)
 
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