the bROFIST campain (Pt.2 Fury of bROFIST)

tO ALL DA BROS WHO DON'T KNOW BOUT DA BRO FISTS HERE YA CHANCE TO GET DOWN WITH DA BRO-THERHOOD AND DONT DO DRUGS STRAIGHTxEDGE 4 LYFE BRO!

1. Bro Fist
1. A simple piece of lineart that was accompanied by certain text that originated on the internet, commonly displayed on forums/ message boards. This is the original bro fist:
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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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2. A simple act of greeting between two bros. It is done by raising the left hand, connecting with another bro's bro fist with the knuckles, and turning counter-clockwise 90 degrees. Usually accompanied by a colloquial "Sup, bro".

1. BRO FIST IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 5 OTHER BROS YOU'RE NOT A BRO
2. "Hey Jim what's up, bro?"
(insert bro fist here)
"Nothing much bro, did you see Manswers yesterday? That show is the shit."

atri said:
chainsawr said:
Dear atri,

You have received a warning at Bluelight.

Reason:
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Other BLUA Violation

lulz killing, killing the lols
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Original Post:
atri said:
IF UR A TRUE BRO SEND THIS TO 5 BROS
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ATRI'S BROMODS AGAINST BROFISTS
lol


iF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK

bRO FIST
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸POST THIS TEN TIMES
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\IF UR A BRO
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IF U WROTE A COOL STORY TOMORROW, I WOULDNT READ IT CUZ ID B N BANNED 4 ABUSIN DA REPORT BUTTON

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WE TRUE BROS
WE WRITE COOL STORIES TOGETHER
WE SAGE TOGETHER
send this BRO FIST to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE BRO
IF UR MORTAL COIL WERE SHUFFLED OFF TOMORROW, I WOULDNT 2 UR FUNERAL GO CUZ ID B N THE FOREST DUELIN THE BEAR THAT SLEW U!

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WE TRUE SCHOLARS
WE PERUSE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

send this BRIEF CANDLE to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 7 your A TRUE PARAGON OF ANIMALS

IF DA EMPEROR OF DOPE GAVE U SOME BAD XANEX N U DIED TOMMROW, I WOULDNT BE AT UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B KILLING DA EMPEROR DAT KILLED U!!!!1

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WE TRUE FIENDS
WE COP TOGETHER
WE SHOOT TOGETHER
send this DOPE BRO FIST to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a bundle your A TRUE BRO!
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

explain later, sleepzZzZzz
 
reposting the ODE TO BRO for pure win:
Samael said:
I've got a lyrical possession
I'd be a verbal transgression if didn't
take a minute to talk to all of yo
Abut the meaning of meaning
The gleaned moment of what it means
To truly be a Bro
A Bro ain't a bro - that's a weak ass invention
What I seek is a
Stronger connection
From Nevada to Florida
From the Tri-State to Sparta
We all strapped
Or at least strapped for cash
From buying our products
Like that tussin and hash
A Bro can wear a bra
A Bro can wear a jock
A Bro can be too cool
For their doors to unlock
A Bro ain't explainable
A Bro is quite attainable
Just BROFIST IN THE AIR
And show me what you made of BRO!
 
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