the bluelighters guide to picking up

[MOTOMAN]

I was smashed at Bass Station one night and was talking to this girl on a couch in the chill out room. We were just talking about normal things then we started to say what type of person we think each other is. I said to her first "I think your that type of girl to go fuck me in the girls toilets right now" she then said to me "well I wont fuck you in the toilets but did you want to come back to my place right now?"
I got a bit embarrassed that she took the bait cause it was the first time I had ever said anything like that, I had to leave the club without her.....still to this day I don't know why did that. She was a little hottie as well which makes it worse *slaps forehead*
The moral of the story, sometimes acting like you just want sex pays off, cause there is a lot of girls out there who are just after the same thing!

 

[SupaDiscoBreaka]

SDB guide to picking up
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Hint No#214:
Compliment the beautiful on their intelligence and the intelligent on their beauty
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Let off some steam Bennett

 

[The_Fuel]

Tip # 69
Get off the internet....and don't get pickup advise from the net.... ;P

 

[darthhelmet]

wow

 

[deeCee]

/me whacks MOTOMAN!
dang!
Hint #578 Sub-section 3<b> appendix 4
(see above)

 

[muzby]

"do you know the difference between a blowjob and a foccacia??"
"no? then lets do lunch tomorrow"
dont laff, it actually worked... once.... on a girl from queanbeyan....

 

[Tarsarlan]

muzby: It'd be funnier if you said "fellatio" instead of "blowjob"
The_Fuel: I dunno, I met my last g/f via the 'net... Course I wouldn't consider that anything as immature as 'picking up'

 

[The_Fuel]

Tars...
Agghhh yes the girl off the net been there...did that .... ONCE.... not good... hmm lets never speak of this again.... how long did your girl last?

 

[doVe]

okay.. from a chick's point of view...
if someone starts complimenting me when we first meet on my looks - it's a bit obvious. so i just go 'thanks' and ignore it.
then again.. i will approach the guy if i am interested. (and if he appears to be single) -i can't be picked up really.
:D

 

[plazma]

Queenbyan eh Muzby? That probably explains a LOT!
And ROTFL@ the Bass Station story.
-plaz out-

 

[Tarsarlan]

The_Fuel: Hehe a whole month... Point taken ...no complaints tho, and I would do it again...
Now if only my brain wouldn't go into standby mode when someone gives me a compliment...

 

[hoptis]

Hehe... was just listening to The Boogie Nights soundtrack at work and the lines from a Marvin Gaye song really struck me as being appropriate advice for this thread.

Marvin Gaye - Got to Give It Up
I used to go out to parties
And stand around
'Cause I was too nervous
To really get down
And my body yearned to be free
So I got up on the floor and found
Someone to choose me
No more standin' along the side walls
Now I've got myself together, baby
And I'm havin' a ball
Long as you prove it
There's always a chance
Somebody watches
I'm gonna make romance
With your body, ooo baby, you dance all night
Get down and prove it, feel all right
It's good advice, from one of the best. Keep that in mind when you go out this weekend!

 

[Neo-Real]

if all else fails just simply say this
"can i borrow your body for half an hour?"

 

[sydkiwi]

if all else fails get fucked up and grab the first thing u see. be warned they might look good on the bikkie they wont look so good the next day.