I have discovered a wonderful new method for plugging (up the poop shoot).
Empty a beer bottle, fill it with an ounce of vodka and drop your pills into it to dissolve them. Swirl the bottle gently until you can see a cloudy appearance to the liquid when held up to the light.
Next, place the bottle on the floor. Lubricate the top of the bottle as well as the first 3 inches of the outside of the bottle with gyne-lotrimin. Then, with tender loving care, drop your pants, peel off your banana hammock and gently ease yourself onto the bottle while holding the base of the bottle firmly. Be sure to go as far down on the bottle as possible, even beyond the part that gets wider.
Now, for the most important part: Ease your lower back onto the floor being careful not to disturb the bottle. While holding the bottle in place, slowly rock back onto your shoulders and carefully raise your knees upwards and back until they are resting against your shoulders. This is very important as you must be certain to elevate the bottle to, at least, a 48 degree angle.
As expected, the liquid will pour into your rectum and the process of absorption will begin. At this point, administration is complete and you are free to remain in this position for as long as you like.
Hope you enjoy the experience.