lol no shit, it was at one of those 'nothing to lose' points in my life. The pot in Florida fucking SUCKS though! When I went back home to NY for a couple weeks I couldn't resist bringing back my bowl and some buffalo blitz. emmmm....bliiitttzzzz.........
I had the bowl and bud wrapped super tight in heat sealed plastic (lots of bags on the bud to begin with), individually, and then wrapped multiple layers of electrical tape around the outside of each as tight as possible. After that I positioned the bag to fit along the length of the stem(hammer shaped), this formed a rectangle shape. Then I took THAT single piece, and re wrapped it with some more plastic, and a final shit load of electrical tape.
And attaching it to myself was oh such a blastyblast, gotta say...
And what was the best part of this journey? Well, this was post 9/11 mind you, and guy who got 'randomly' selected for advance screening?! Probably shouldn't have gone with the tye dye that day... I nearly shit my pants waiting in line, and debated going under the ropes and hitting the bathroom, but figured that would get me dive tackled into a wall and then rubber glove raped in a back room. All that was going through my head was that damn scene from Blow with Depp waiting in line at the air port with the suit case of powder. It was horrible!! They have you sit down in a chair as they wave metal detectors over your legs, each time I held my leg up it was shaking violently, I thought they would pull me to the side just based on that, I literally almost passed out in the chair!
lol whoooo....good times...good times...
Thankfully this was before the ban on liquids, so after I got through the check point I immediately went to the bathroom and slammed my entire bourbon stash which I had in a ginger ale bottle.... Then to cut down on my felonies I swallowed the 3 tylanol 3's and one of the two valumes that they missed that we're floating around in a hidden knee pocket...(I don't take well to flying, the pills we're all ear marked for flight time sedation already, I just didn't get to space them out as planned hehe)
So yeah, I'll drive from now on