the best real life characters of all time

Muammar Gaddafi
Kim Jong Il
Viktor Bout
Barack Obama

 

I dunno, Rasputin was pretty badass. Banging the tsarina right under the big guy's nose... that takes balls. Genghis Khan was all kinds of hardcore too.

 

Ghengis Khan is like Salt N Pepa, but Barack Obama is Nicki Minaj. I rest my case.

 

I have no clue who Nicki Minaj is, and I think that I'm not diminished by that absence. I'll just take your word for that.

 

Nicki Minaj aka Nicki Lewinski aka Harajuku Barbie aka sit on your favorite rapper's face. That Nicki Minaj.