BullitNutz
Ex-Bluelighter
Vie Ferric
Level 20 Assassin
Half-elf
Chaotic Neutral
Str. 14
Int. 17
Dex. 19
Con. 12
Wis. 8
Cha. 13
Uses a shortsword and dagger to stab people, preferrably in the back. Shortbow for ranged surprise attacks. Often enjoys eating pies stolen off of window sills. As a kid, regularly got the shit beat out of him by bullies for being a "half-breed mongrel"...that is, until he found this big rock and broke his very first skulls. A reckless person who exists without fear of death, Vie often finds himself outnumbered when trying to escape the scene of a Murder. But Vie lives for this kind of danger, loves a fight in which he is the underdog. After all, what does not kill Vie makes Vie stronger.
Vie has had a price on his head since the age of 12. The Caliph will reward anyone who can catch this dangerous criminal with a harem of 69 beautiful virgins, and enough gold to buy a small kingdom.
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Yeah, so I killed the Caliph's grandson. Both of them, actually. The foppish one died first, simply because I couldn't stand him barking orders at me. So I guess I sort of flipped out and killed him...I didn't mean to do it, really it just kind of happened by accident. Shit, he was trying to beat me with a switch as if I was a naughty child!! Bastard made a few Painful Memories resurface, and I just snapped. Stabbed him right between his beady ugly eyes with my tigerclaw spike...
For months the Caliph just kept sending his goons after me, so in revenge I decided to kill his other Precious Grandson...
Hakim Al-Sybbawa was an incredibly good swordsman, so therefore I could not face him Honorably, as he would have shortly had my head on a silver platter. So instead of fighting him face to face, I snuck up to his Harem late one night (and OH MY what an incredible bevy of beauties!!) and just as he was unsheathing his Love Dagger, I unsheathed my Hate Dagger and stabbed him repeatedly in the spine. The screams and sobs of the harem girlies were delicious, by the way. I dunno, I just like it when cute girls cry.
So yeah, there I was, all of 14 years old, covered in blood in the middle of this incredibly posh harem. Once I got the all girls to be quiet, I decided it was time for some fun. I looked around the room, then my heart skipped a beat!
Her eyes! Oh what a goddess. When I saw her tear streaked face I immediately forgot all about the Danger surrounding me, dropped my weapons, and just stood there slackjawed, paralyzed. Her beauty was such that my heart was in my throat, and I'm sure my face was at least as red as the blood spattered all over it.
Eyes a shockingly clear crystalline blue, with subtle hints of silver and gold. Wide with shock and fear, and streaming with tears. Her lips trembled, and her perfect body shook with the fear of one who has never known violence. A moon elf's white skin, with the rounded ears of a human. Another half-elf! The only other half elves I'd ever met up until then were bounty hunters that the Caliph hired to assassinate me.
I approached her slowly, with my empty hands in front of me. She was afraid of me, and rightly so. I had blood in my hair, which was slowly dripping down my face. And I was dressed in my friend Totsuke's ninja gear, which I umm..."borrowed" for the evening. I was a scary sight to behold, that's fo-sho!
I came to her, and I got down on my knees in front of her.
"You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen." And I had seen many beautiful girls when sneaking around in the Caliph's Bathhouses...
At this, she made a sound, almost like a whimper, but with just a hint of laughter.
On a crazy whimsical impulse, I slowly hunkered down, and kissed her dainty foot. Now she laughed openly, with the other girls looking on in mildly fearful amusement. Laughter mixed with sobs as I kissed my way up her leg to her face. Slowly I put my arms around her, laying by her side, cradling her shaking body in my arms. Now we were both lounging comfortablely on one of those huge overstuffed cushions that the Caliph is so fond of. I heard several "aww...so cute" and so on from the other girls, who were now unafraid, as they realized that I had no hostile intent.
I nibbled softly on her earlobe, and nuzzled my head against her neck.
I heard a joyful sigh escape her lips, and then I looked into her eyes.
And oh by the gods those EYES!
She looked at me sternly for a moment, the began to smirk.
"Someone throw this dirty motherfucker a towel! He's getting blood all over my favorite cushion!" Her voice was such sweet music to my ears...
A towel hit me in the face.
"Thanks," I yelled, to a blonde human girl who then winked at me in response.
"Blue," the goddess said, smiling at me brightly as she towled my head. "It's not my real name...I-I don't think you'd like me if I told you my real name..."
"What's in a name?" I replied, her delicate fingers now twirling my hair, as her other hand traced my jaw, and found its way to my chest.
Our eyes suddenly locked together with a fiery passion, and our faces drew closer. I could feel her warm breath as we nuzzled each other's snouts softly. I kissed away her drying tears, kissed her eyes, kissed her forehead.
Her arms locked around me tightly, her head resting on my shoulder. Our foreheads met and we looked into each other's eyes lovingly.
"I can't believe this is happening...I never thought a man...I mean..." she whispered.
"I know. I've never felt this way before either..."
"Please, Vie! I never want you to leave me! Will you...stay by my side..."
"Until the end of time....hey, how did you know my name...???"
She snickered. "You're more famous than you think, Vie Ferric."
I smiled mischeviously and snuggled closer. Someone threw a sheepskin blanket over us, and our bodies began to sweat. Limbs intertwined, we cuddled for what felt like a blissful eternity...
[part 2 coming soon....]
Level 20 Assassin
Half-elf
Chaotic Neutral
Str. 14
Int. 17
Dex. 19
Con. 12
Wis. 8
Cha. 13
Uses a shortsword and dagger to stab people, preferrably in the back. Shortbow for ranged surprise attacks. Often enjoys eating pies stolen off of window sills. As a kid, regularly got the shit beat out of him by bullies for being a "half-breed mongrel"...that is, until he found this big rock and broke his very first skulls. A reckless person who exists without fear of death, Vie often finds himself outnumbered when trying to escape the scene of a Murder. But Vie lives for this kind of danger, loves a fight in which he is the underdog. After all, what does not kill Vie makes Vie stronger.
Vie has had a price on his head since the age of 12. The Caliph will reward anyone who can catch this dangerous criminal with a harem of 69 beautiful virgins, and enough gold to buy a small kingdom.
__________________
’¹˜Nœ«Ó³è¿Ç£ª—ã³ÇÃÞ÷›Kâ³
Yeah, so I killed the Caliph's grandson. Both of them, actually. The foppish one died first, simply because I couldn't stand him barking orders at me. So I guess I sort of flipped out and killed him...I didn't mean to do it, really it just kind of happened by accident. Shit, he was trying to beat me with a switch as if I was a naughty child!! Bastard made a few Painful Memories resurface, and I just snapped. Stabbed him right between his beady ugly eyes with my tigerclaw spike...
For months the Caliph just kept sending his goons after me, so in revenge I decided to kill his other Precious Grandson...
Hakim Al-Sybbawa was an incredibly good swordsman, so therefore I could not face him Honorably, as he would have shortly had my head on a silver platter. So instead of fighting him face to face, I snuck up to his Harem late one night (and OH MY what an incredible bevy of beauties!!) and just as he was unsheathing his Love Dagger, I unsheathed my Hate Dagger and stabbed him repeatedly in the spine. The screams and sobs of the harem girlies were delicious, by the way. I dunno, I just like it when cute girls cry.
So yeah, there I was, all of 14 years old, covered in blood in the middle of this incredibly posh harem. Once I got the all girls to be quiet, I decided it was time for some fun. I looked around the room, then my heart skipped a beat!
Her eyes! Oh what a goddess. When I saw her tear streaked face I immediately forgot all about the Danger surrounding me, dropped my weapons, and just stood there slackjawed, paralyzed. Her beauty was such that my heart was in my throat, and I'm sure my face was at least as red as the blood spattered all over it.
Eyes a shockingly clear crystalline blue, with subtle hints of silver and gold. Wide with shock and fear, and streaming with tears. Her lips trembled, and her perfect body shook with the fear of one who has never known violence. A moon elf's white skin, with the rounded ears of a human. Another half-elf! The only other half elves I'd ever met up until then were bounty hunters that the Caliph hired to assassinate me.
I approached her slowly, with my empty hands in front of me. She was afraid of me, and rightly so. I had blood in my hair, which was slowly dripping down my face. And I was dressed in my friend Totsuke's ninja gear, which I umm..."borrowed" for the evening. I was a scary sight to behold, that's fo-sho!
I came to her, and I got down on my knees in front of her.
"You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen." And I had seen many beautiful girls when sneaking around in the Caliph's Bathhouses...
At this, she made a sound, almost like a whimper, but with just a hint of laughter.
On a crazy whimsical impulse, I slowly hunkered down, and kissed her dainty foot. Now she laughed openly, with the other girls looking on in mildly fearful amusement. Laughter mixed with sobs as I kissed my way up her leg to her face. Slowly I put my arms around her, laying by her side, cradling her shaking body in my arms. Now we were both lounging comfortablely on one of those huge overstuffed cushions that the Caliph is so fond of. I heard several "aww...so cute" and so on from the other girls, who were now unafraid, as they realized that I had no hostile intent.
I nibbled softly on her earlobe, and nuzzled my head against her neck.
I heard a joyful sigh escape her lips, and then I looked into her eyes.
And oh by the gods those EYES!
She looked at me sternly for a moment, the began to smirk.
"Someone throw this dirty motherfucker a towel! He's getting blood all over my favorite cushion!" Her voice was such sweet music to my ears...
A towel hit me in the face.
"Thanks," I yelled, to a blonde human girl who then winked at me in response.
"Blue," the goddess said, smiling at me brightly as she towled my head. "It's not my real name...I-I don't think you'd like me if I told you my real name..."
"What's in a name?" I replied, her delicate fingers now twirling my hair, as her other hand traced my jaw, and found its way to my chest.
Our eyes suddenly locked together with a fiery passion, and our faces drew closer. I could feel her warm breath as we nuzzled each other's snouts softly. I kissed away her drying tears, kissed her eyes, kissed her forehead.
Her arms locked around me tightly, her head resting on my shoulder. Our foreheads met and we looked into each other's eyes lovingly.
"I can't believe this is happening...I never thought a man...I mean..." she whispered.
"I know. I've never felt this way before either..."
"Please, Vie! I never want you to leave me! Will you...stay by my side..."
"Until the end of time....hey, how did you know my name...???"
She snickered. "You're more famous than you think, Vie Ferric."
I smiled mischeviously and snuggled closer. Someone threw a sheepskin blanket over us, and our bodies began to sweat. Limbs intertwined, we cuddled for what felt like a blissful eternity...
[part 2 coming soon....]
