Raz
Bluelighter
^^^OMG dude that sounds so fun!!!! If I can get some emergency santarchy funds I will so be there! With camera even!!! 
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The Anti-Christmas League is BACK!!!
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Raz
Bluelighter
^^^lol...we deal with that by getting someone to tape our antics and sell it to one of those "world's craziest criminals" guys, then use the proceeds to buy our way out.
Of course we may be in the lockup for a while till the profits come through but I've watched pornos, it's pretty sweet in there...
Of course we may be in the lockup for a while till the profits come through but I've watched pornos, it's pretty sweet in there...
Raz
Bluelighter
Okay, I'll take one for the team.
I'm very dedicated to the Anti-Christmas League..
I'm very dedicated to the Anti-Christmas League..
miss slingshot
Bluelighter
Okay okay i'm back in =) On the condition that there is a never ending supply of champagne and sunglasses are not removed at any point in time. So what is the battle plan kids? How hard would it be to get into the control room of a department store to change the xmas music? Feel like making a satanic xmas mix Magpi? My best mate works at DJ's you know......
Pop Popavich
Bluelighter
magpi said:
Since when? 8(
iamtha1 said:
Ok, so this year we have all the traditional Christmas carols sung by Opera Australia. I can't believe I'm saying this but it is so so much worse then Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer by the Pointer Sisters.
Especially when you know the woman singing the high note will continue on like that for oh, say another 15 seconds and it's like nails scratching down a blackboard.
DIE DIE DIE!
Ahhh I remember past Christmases at my old job where I would get so angry with the music I'd do all of the above.
*Call the office up and demand that they turn the music off, until January.
*Throw a random object at the phone so that it would break, although you could still hear the music throughout the store pa as well so it didn't really help that much.
*Whenever one particular song came on I'd just sing on a high note for about 5 minutes, it sounded better than the woman actually singing the song.
*Whenever some horsey song came on I'd gallop around the department and make horsey noises.
Eventually I just decided that it would be best if we all listened to the radio, but even then it eventuated with me running over all the time to switch between stations, as well as people arguing because they got sick of listening to Gold 104. At least in this new job we have a no Christmas music policy, but the owners CD's get played over and over again constantly, so it's time for me to scratch them. :D
*Call the office up and demand that they turn the music off, until January.
*Throw a random object at the phone so that it would break, although you could still hear the music throughout the store pa as well so it didn't really help that much.
*Whenever one particular song came on I'd just sing on a high note for about 5 minutes, it sounded better than the woman actually singing the song.
*Whenever some horsey song came on I'd gallop around the department and make horsey noises.
Eventually I just decided that it would be best if we all listened to the radio, but even then it eventuated with me running over all the time to switch between stations, as well as people arguing because they got sick of listening to Gold 104. At least in this new job we have a no Christmas music policy, but the owners CD's get played over and over again constantly, so it's time for me to scratch them. :D
UnSquare
Ex-Bluelighter
An' Tie Up All My Cash Over The Period, Then Close. Yo' In Trubble, Friends...
I'd just like to say that
I hope
ALL
'real' 'state
(do you trust the word 'agent'...
...unless it's producin' some wondrous chemical...
...preferably one that kills agents...)
'agents'
have a very, very, very, very MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS,
that nails rain from the sky into you
an' pound you
into the nearest fallen tree,
thorns grow intaya eyes,
ya get jabbed wih a Micheal Franti's (m)anger,
no-one flogs yo',
an' ya Pontious flies you into the side of a mountain.
ALL of you.
The so-called non-guilty cunts
are pickin' up the extra wrap
fo' yo' compadres.
FUCK YA.
FUCK YA.
FUCK YA.
AN' I'LL SEE YA AS YA WALK OVER ME
IN THE GUTTER
WHERE I'LL BE
FOR CHRISTMAS
AN' MY BIRTHDAY
AN' NEW YEARS
WHERE IS MY NEW HOME
CAUS OF YOUR FUCKUPS
AND LIES
AND THERE WITH BE SWIFT VENGENCE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS.
WAIT FOR IT.
*things happen*
*UnSquare is carted off to nearest facility...*
Can't catch a fox, fuckers.
I'd just like to say that
I hope
ALL
'real' 'state
(do you trust the word 'agent'...
...unless it's producin' some wondrous chemical...
...preferably one that kills agents...)
'agents'
have a very, very, very, very MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS,
that nails rain from the sky into you
an' pound you
into the nearest fallen tree,
thorns grow intaya eyes,
ya get jabbed wih a Micheal Franti's (m)anger,
no-one flogs yo',
an' ya Pontious flies you into the side of a mountain.
ALL of you.
The so-called non-guilty cunts
are pickin' up the extra wrap
fo' yo' compadres.
FUCK YA.
FUCK YA.
FUCK YA.
AN' I'LL SEE YA AS YA WALK OVER ME
IN THE GUTTER
WHERE I'LL BE
FOR CHRISTMAS
AN' MY BIRTHDAY
AN' NEW YEARS
WHERE IS MY NEW HOME
CAUS OF YOUR FUCKUPS
AND LIES
AND THERE WITH BE SWIFT VENGENCE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS.
WAIT FOR IT.
*things happen*
*UnSquare is carted off to nearest facility...*
Can't catch a fox, fuckers.
Raz
Bluelighter
...and here in a rare collaboration between Coca-Cola and the Catholic Church (TM) we have photographic evidence that Santa Claus really is evil. Or Gollum. Either way, should probably be kept away from small children....
Happy holidays kids....hope your christmas period isn't too painful, and remember; it'll all be over in a week or so. :D
Happy holidays kids....hope your christmas period isn't too painful, and remember; it'll all be over in a week or so. :D
ButrosButros_Grantos
Bluelighter
Over to the dark side,
the bandwagon of christmas hate.
I'm turning grinch like,
and recommending dodgy products to customers.
the bandwagon of christmas hate.
I'm turning grinch like,
and recommending dodgy products to customers.
twominds
Bluelighter
I had to come out of semi-retirment after seeing this thread. There's not much I despise more than christmas. The best day of the year is the moment I'm leaving my family gatherings as it's the longest amount of days till the next one!
silvia saint
Bluelighter
fuck jesus. fuck international consumerism day. fuck vodka...no wait, scrap that last one.
lostpunk5545
Bluelighter
Dinner parties are so great. Everyone trying to extend their personal zone of influence, dominate the conversation. Every word a carefully reasoned out response. Try not to offend.
The jerk that just speaks his/her mind even though he/she is an arrogant racist, sexist, piece of shit, and everyone just puts up with this shit all night - not saying a thing because it would wreck the whole outwardly non-offensive, passive vibe.
Sinking further into yourself with each beer because not only are you supposed to respect these people, but have to deal with them on a regular/semi-regular basis.
Christmas is great.
The jerk that just speaks his/her mind even though he/she is an arrogant racist, sexist, piece of shit, and everyone just puts up with this shit all night - not saying a thing because it would wreck the whole outwardly non-offensive, passive vibe.
Sinking further into yourself with each beer because not only are you supposed to respect these people, but have to deal with them on a regular/semi-regular basis.
Christmas is great.
Mary Poppins
Bluelighter
i think i hate christmas this year
good work anti-christmas league, you've recruited another member
good work anti-christmas league, you've recruited another member