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The Anti-Christmas League is BACK!!!

^ :(

It could be ok if people didnt expect you to feel bad about xmas because you dont share it with anyone.
Personally I plan to get shitfaced and spam this thread with as much funny anti-christmas stuff as I can come up with.

"Christmas carols are infact well crafted psychological attacks.
9/10 orphans prefer a knee to the groin to the words 'dashing through the snow'"
- Anti-Christmas League
 
I think everybody in this thread needs a little bit of good cheer and an injection of the holiday spirit. Yes Christmas is commerical, yes it's about presents, and food, and trees. But it's also more than that. You get out of Christmas what you put into it. How about instead of buying gifts for your friends you make some. Or how about instead of even giving to your friends you give to your community. Help out the homeless and stuff like that.

See Christmas should be celebrated not with presents, but with good acts, and why? Because J.C. was a really nice dude, who did a lot of cool things for people. He may or may not have been the son of God (Damn Christians, sun worshippers all of them), but it doesn't matter...

GO CHRISTMAS...
 
^^^thumbs up - good idea.

m4ddoG: it's really the being reminded that i don't have any family over here anymore part that has the ability of making me feel kinda sad at some point or another on christmas day. but then i think 'well, hell... todays no different then any other day. except everybody here's celebrating stuff that i wouldn't be celebrating today even if all my family were here.' so that makes it a little easier. and as for not having to participate in any of the christmas shopping and listening to carols etc, for that i'm grateful. ;)
 
Thankfully I haven't really heard anything about Christmas yet, well until this week actually when I saw a couple of ad's about shopping centres being open later in the evenings.

Another thing I'm really thankful about is that my work won't be playing ghey stupid fucking Christmas carols, and also that we won't be pushing the whole Christmas bullshit thing onto customers. We have only started getting Christmas stock in yesterday, whereas at my old job in Australia we used to start getting it in around the start of August.

This year will be the first year I won't be seeing my parents which I'm a little sad about, but instead I get to have my first winter Christmas (hopefully it will snow!!!), which is a big bonus. Also we get to all argue with each other, drink and eat to our hearts content without having to worry about visiting relatives that live in bumfuck nowhere, and then after we've eaten the piles of food we'll have cooked for ourselves I'm sure that other activites will occur.. such as getting the mirror out.. I personally think this Christmas is going to rock (for once!!)

As for Christmas presents well I actually enjoy buying presents for people, so I don't mind that as I only really buy for a few people anyway.
 
ButrosButros_Grantos, i see what you're saying about making the most of christmas, but for lots of people that simply isn't an option. Everyone has their own coping strategies for a time of year that can be horrifically painful - i'm hardly going to start telling people they need to start behaving differently, especially just to conform with the 'festive sprit'.

Personally i've spent the last three christmas mornings volenteering at the Smith Family with their christmas dinners, then proceeded to fill my day with as many unchristmas/ unfamily related activities as I can. I choose other days to let my family know that I love them, as to be honest, they turn into a pretty horrid bunch on christmas day.
 
^^^But although they all turn Horrid, in thier own way they probably really look forward to Christmas. I don't know, maybe it's different once you have kids, or have kids that look at you in a father figure that makes it all different. I do however have a shitload of respect that you do that on your christmas morning. And I'm not to sure if you realise, but to those people you're helping out, you're making thier christmas alot more happier and joyful on a day that has so much pressure to be joyful that they're normally pretty depressed on...

AJ
 
last year i chose to decorate my desk with sacraligust parafalia like a nodding head of elvis body of christ dole and other things sutably un christian after ti was removed form my desk for the 2nd time i demaded to know who had removed it to the replay of three girls in my department that said they were offended by the items on my desk to which my replay was that i was extreamy offended by the christmass decorations and even after i had mad a request to managment that non be placed near my desk they still did so i had the rigth to dispay my items and if they removed them again i would put in a complaint of discrimination


aj just one question to that
why only at christmans
you shoudl be doing that for the kids all the time christams in not a time for giving its a time of thanks and should be celibrated every day

xmass is both not my religus belifes or a time of good memorys for me and i would apriciate it if peopel would not force it apon me


MSS i also taged on the orphan part as i feel we should be compationat to all not just our elite band of individuals who have seen the light

and you know me any extra excuse to get more drunk is always welcomed by me
 
Well, you've got Jewish anti-christmas support here.

Having said that though, because I don't celebrate nor acknowledge it the occasion when I've had a family dinner/luncheon with my (ex) girlfriend has been quite nice.
 
"Christmas alone: The dark room, a lonely unconnected soul, the light of others' dreams makes deeper shadows of your life, the compulsory pity that bites into your reality, the illusion of hope shattered by a world that celebrates despite you"
- Anti-Christmas League

Santa told me its not the size of the sleigh that counts; its knowing you can eat all those reindeer if you crash and burn out in the middle of nowhere =D
 
i think not ewok we just see this one day of the year as very painfull in our lives and chose to do somthing about it to make it better like get trashed have way to much fun and ignore that fact that our family try to force this one day of the year apon us
 
FaTz said:
But what about the people that do actually enjoy christmas, and all the joy it brings' to young children and their families? Are we to just dismiss the fact that christmas does infact bring joy and peace to billions of people?
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really simple dude........

GET YOUR OWN GOD DAMN THREAD

that is all :D
 
^^^^Seriously. Dude, that is the most bomb answer ever.

I find it alternately sad and amusing that all the pro-Christmas people think we're encouraging misery and depression. We're not, seriously.

The Anti-Christmas League is in existence (as my good Co-president Miss Slingshot has already explained) to give people an alternative to Christmas. I started hating Christmas after my mum died and my family all started getting together to pretend things were like they "always were". Christmas is supposed to be the time of year we put our issues on hold and pretend we have no problems. Frankly, that's bullshit. I miss my mum. I miss my nephew who died when I was 11. I'm not going to pretend there's a day of the year that all gets swept under the rug, because why the fuck should I?

Instead I would rather live my life loving the people in my life every day I am priveleged to know them, and having fun with them as often as I can. I rail against Christmas because I think it's bullshit that we're supposed to love each other that one day of the year then go back to being self-absorbed cunts for the rest of the year. If you're happy to hope that your loved ones survive till Christmas when you've been bothered to tell them you love them, more power to you...but get your own fucking thread.

If you would rather be honest, join the Anti-Christmas League. I don't need Santa Claus (which by the way is a marketing tool of Coca-Cola) to tell me it's okay to put other people before me. If I were hit by a car tonight, nobody would ever wonder how I felt about them. That's how we should live our lives.

Fuck Christmas. I love my friends and family.

:)
 
^ Cheers, i like people seeing the funny side
Ive burnt out a bit after so many slogans .. but they'll be back =D

Raz said:
Fuck Christmas. I love my friends and family. :)
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.. very cool ..
 
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Muhahaha ;)
 
why is it every year when we try to do this we get every xmass loving person on this forum having to justify to us why we should love xmass
 
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