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The ANGRY thread v3

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:D :D :D

We should have a wee thread for blossoming couples! Where we can congratulate everyone. Hoe sweet would that be.

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let this be a reminder you are to be nice everyday :D :D

I am giggling too sinisterly to be in the angry thread. Allow anger to commence once more
 
Well, Mr Kitty just lost his overnight bedroom privileges. I came in my room after retrieving something from the oven. I saw that he was chewing on the jack of my earphones. No big deal, he pounces on cables all the time.

He then started to act a bit funny and I recognised that he was going to boke. I managed to get him off the bed just in time but he left three big dirty deposits on my floor, after eating just half an hour ago. I got him out but the smell while I was cleaning up caused me to boke into the plastic bag, losing some of the food that I'd just eaten :| Now I'm fucking hungry again.
 
Don Luigi said:
Well, Mr Kitty just lost his overnight bedroom privileges. I came in my room after retrieving something from the oven. I saw that he was chewing on the jack of my earphones. No big deal, he pounces on cables all the time.

He then started to act a bit funny and I recognised that he was going to boke. I managed to get him off the bed just in time but he left three big dirty deposits on my floor, after eating just half an hour ago. I got him out but the smell while I was cleaning up caused me to boke into the plastic bag, losing some of the food that I'd just eaten :| Now I'm fucking hungry again.
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Haha. :D Wee baby Seamus is a wee baby cunt at that too. Phone charger cables and spectacle arms are his favourite, usually in the name of attention-seeking annoyance, trying to get us out of our beds for his breakfast. :X

I'll give it one day before Spangles is back on his daddy's bed. ;)
 
Aye they know how to get your attention alright. Spangles ( I'll refer to him as that on here, just to satisfy you :) ) just claws at the bedskirt until I get up. He'll then let out a wee growl as if to say, ''What the fuck took you so long, you lazy shite!?''.

And yes, I did have to google, 'the anatomy of a bed', to find the correct name for the bedskirt :o
 
We used to call it a "valance" in our household.

Why not just make Spangles his real middle name? Then you don't have to pretend and pander to me! Go on, it doesn't cost anything. ;)
 
In that case, it's actually £50 over here. There's a danger fee.

I hear they are also accepting 50 bags as payment now, too %)
 
Let's just go back to pretending. I refuse to be extorted in such a shameless manner.

And I don't even know what a "50 bag" is.
 
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