The Angry Thread: Debt Until Death...

[Don Luigi]

Is it really that bad to call a woman by your ex's name?

Surely they must realise that it's just a force of habit. Besides, the only times I've called her the wrong name is when I've been complaining eg. ''For fuck sake, 'insert wrong name here', are you trying to scald me with that shower!?''

 

[parttime crackhead]

Aye, if the bird is an emotional idiot (most women). If she called you Pete you'd likely not even notice, or care.

 

[Don Luigi]

You don't know what you're talking about. I fucking hate Pete. I'd be ragin'!

I think this is why it's best to just stick with calling them darlin'. It may be patronising but at least you don't have to remember names

 

[parttime crackhead]

Call them Fatty, they love that.

Haw Fatty, away and make us a sandwich. Stay the fuck out the biscuit tin an all. Ya fat bitch.

 

[Don Luigi]

I'll let you know how it goes.

I really don't know where I'd be without all the advice on women you've gifted to us over the past few years

 

[felix]

i think i'd rather listen to Spade's advice on women.

 

[parttime crackhead]

i think i'd rather listen to Spade's advice on women.

Mate, I've been pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'...

Pimpin' is born,
Pimpin' ain't raised

My patter is a perfect mix of alcoholic jakeball & old school pimpology.

"I keep 'em broke. They wake up one morning with some money, they subject to go crazy. I keep 'em looking good, pretty & all that, but no dough." Pretty Tony in The Mack

Or if you prefer it to rhyme

"You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em, Cause I don't fucking need 'em,
Take 'em out the hood, keep 'em looking good, but I don't fucking feed 'em" Jay-z


Basically, watch The Mack, Superfly etc. Listen to some early Snoop Dogg, scoop a bottle of Bells or other equally shite whiskey & if that bitch steps out of line just raise up your pimp hand. Sorted.

 

[Treacle]

Open Uni refused my funding due to 'a problem with my form'. I think it's unlikely I'll have any other way to pay for my course. More gutted than angry.

Jay-z is a fucking CUNT. Now I'm pretty angry. Cheers, shithead.

 

[TheSpade]

You spell your name wrong?

 

[parttime crackhead]

Open Uni refused my funding due to 'a problem with my form'. I think it's unlikely I'll have any other way to pay for my course. More gutted than angry.

Jay-z is a fucking CUNT. Now I'm pretty angry. Cheers, shithead.

Jay-Z's a legend, you cannae even fill a form in

 

[TheSpade]

I heard some awful song I was told was Jay Z the other day, that Forever Young remixed rap song. If he made that then he´s a fucking daftie, most rotten tune ever.

 

[Treacle]

Jay-Z's a legend, you cannae even fill a form in

I bet he can't even spell his own fucking name. Legendary gimp.

 

[parttime crackhead]

You're some joker. Cunt's worth about half a billion.

He was listed in Forbe's Most Influential (or some shit like that) alongside oil tycoons, Donald Trump characters etc. I reckon he can spell.

 

[cherrycolouredfunk]

^ Aye, because he earns enough to pay for his own Open University literacy course

 

[TheSpade]

He still makes shit music.

 

[felix]

Jay-Zed is a fucking cock-end.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Edit @ Spade - Your opinion on music is invalid. I'm sure we've established this before.

That Forever Young song is a bit rotten though, I'll give you that.

 

[felix]

aye ok son, whatever you say.

why don't you go and suck his massive black cock.

 

[parttime crackhead]

^ Haha, very mature. Go & give Morrisey a big cuddle.

 

[TheSpade]

Someone who regards Jay Z as a legend definitely canna say anyone elses opinions on music are invalid. I mean it wasn´t just that Forever Song there was the song from Annie as well.