This guy cracks me up. "Norpocalypse
It had the makings of a perfect fairy tale story:
There stood princess Norcoella, her yellow gown flowing in the slight breeze of the crackhead party. Surrounded by her fellow patrons; crackheads, pushers, dealers, she was on top of the world. Everyone bowed down to her yellow goodness. The lied, cheated, faked to get the privilege of holding her hand just for a moment. The twins, Tylenol #3 and #4 sat there, thumbing the big 3 and 4 on their chests in disgust and depression. They were once the kings of the party, now pushed aside to this yellow bitch that everyone wanted.
Then on 12:01am on 10/6/2014. Her party came to a close. DEA agents stormed the royal yellow palace, seizing Norcoella and throwing her into the big-boy party. Demerol, Percocet, Morphine, Fenantyl, Dilaudid, Oxycontin. She stood there shocked as they all mocked her for the lack of her analgesic potential. Then, the undisputed king of the C2 party, King Oxycodone the IR himself made her bow before him. Her crackhead reign suddenly came to a close, and soon, she’ll be forgotten."
It had the makings of a perfect fairy tale story:
There stood princess Norcoella, her yellow gown flowing in the slight breeze of the crackhead party. Surrounded by her fellow patrons; crackheads, pushers, dealers, she was on top of the world. Everyone bowed down to her yellow goodness. The lied, cheated, faked to get the privilege of holding her hand just for a moment. The twins, Tylenol #3 and #4 sat there, thumbing the big 3 and 4 on their chests in disgust and depression. They were once the kings of the party, now pushed aside to this yellow bitch that everyone wanted.
Then on 12:01am on 10/6/2014. Her party came to a close. DEA agents stormed the royal yellow palace, seizing Norcoella and throwing her into the big-boy party. Demerol, Percocet, Morphine, Fenantyl, Dilaudid, Oxycontin. She stood there shocked as they all mocked her for the lack of her analgesic potential. Then, the undisputed king of the C2 party, King Oxycodone the IR himself made her bow before him. Her crackhead reign suddenly came to a close, and soon, she’ll be forgotten."
