The "American" parts of BL

[Cornishman]

Everyone rips on America yet people flock here in droves

English people are just a bunch of salty hipsters who are still butthurt about losing all their colonies and becoming the 2nd most important English speaking nation

America are still butthurt about not being able to lose all those calories.

 

[jancrow]

I dunno New Orleans ain't THAT bad. Granted there are a lot of empty streets on the outskirts, but they did a fine job of fixing up the casinos and tourist areas.


EDIT: Please, we say arsepained in Britain.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Oh god, I created a monster!

Is exactly what the first American settlers would be saying were they alive today

America are still butthurt about not being able to lose all those calories.

We are the 2nd fattest nation in the developed world

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

Inner cities across the country are similar to New Orleans (at least the bad parts of New Orleans).

Hang on, I hear gunfire.

 

[jancrow]

Leave us the rap music and the Smokey and the The Bandit. The rest you can take back.

 

[shimazu]

Yes, it's a good job you keep all that weaponry around or we'd take you back over in a heart beat.

so you say you would be able to take us over if it werent for our guns

yet everyone wonders why we spend so much on defense.

btw I think youll find that a lot of Americans love our country, but strongly dislike the govt.

and states are different, sometimes a lot different

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

so you say you would be able to take us over if it werent for our guns

yet everyone wonders why we spend so much on defense.

With ease. Flocks of pigeons would rain from the sky like bloody hellfire I tell you! The Queen will ride up in her chariot, septor in hand, and bash Obama in his peasant face, and he would submit - crying like a little girl. First order of business: Do away with decent dentistry.

 

[Glowing aaron]

I dunno New Orleans ain't THAT bad. Granted there are a lot of empty streets on the outskirts, but they did a fine job of fixing up the casinos and tourist areas.


EDIT: Please, we say arsepained in Britain.

Exactly repairing the money making areas was top priorities, fuck those non white poor areas they can rot.

 

[Cornishman]

And leave us all of your Plymouth Roadrunner Superbirds.

 

[shimazu]

and @ the obesity thing

take out the South and that number drops by a fair amount

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

^Fuck you, shimazu. The south has a bad rap. A really bad rap.

Also, Smokey and The Bandit is driver's education mandatory in schools in the United States.

True story. And yes I have a CB radio in my car.

 

[jancrow]

Exactly repairing the money making areas was top priorities, fuck those non white poor areas they can rot.

That, my friend, was irony. :D


Not to be confused with 'her having the chronic'.

PS The South is wicked. Well, all the parts of it where you can drive around shitfaced all day anyway. Less fun down in Mississippi / Alabama.

 

[Albion]

I was happy to discuss the issue at hand, but Sams flaws once again got in the way. You will notice that I did not start the thread topic pulling away (he did)... you obviously talk in clearly defined topics in real life any way right? What's the matter, is he crying over in the admin part of BL again or what? Pretty please Albion, step in for me so I can try and keep my coveted bigger man badge?

Sam hasn't said anything in le modthread, I just found it funny to see you took time out from normality to out Sam as a chronic pretender to the bigger man badge. I believe you lost your bigger man badge to me when I used the same card on you. I'm confiscating it for the time being. If either of you claims to be the bigger man in future, everyone knows that its been confiscated and you'll look like right twits.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

Sam hasn't said anything in le modthread, I just found it funny to see you took time out from normality to out Sam as a chronic pretender to the bigger man badge. I believe you lost your bigger man badge to me when I used the same card on you. I'm confiscating it for the time being. If either of you claims to be the bigger man in future, everyone knows that its been confiscated and you'll look like right twits.

But I don't chime in with what I have to say, then try and act like what I wanted all along was to talk about the topic?? Sam does this on a very regular basis... 2 or 3 times in just this thread in the last few hours in fact. Once again I feel the need to point out to you that the original derail was by him calling someone else out, then doing his usual 'on with the conversation' malarke.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

I don't know which is better, the Britons arguing with the Americans or the Britons arguing with themselves.

Go drink some goddamn tea.

 

[shimazu]

also the ultimate trump card on this website,

I heard the UK is CHOCK FULL OF amazing dope right now

too bad the US has such shitty dope available on every corner 24/7

 

[jancrow]

Go and drink a 156oz cola then shoot yourself.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

also the ultimate trump card on this website,

I heard the UK is CHOCK FULL OF amazing dope right now

too bad the US has such shitty dope available on every corner 24/7

If only we could create an impoverished war zone bordering our country whose poverty we could exploit to gain better drugs I nominate France...

 

[Glowing aaron]

That, my friend, was irony. :D


Not to be confused with 'her having the chronic'.

PS The South is wicked. Well, all the parts of it where you can drive around shitfaced all day anyway. Less fun down in Mississippi / Alabama.

i know jan, but that is actually what happened.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

I don't know which is better, the Britons arguing with the Americans or the Britons arguing with themselves.

Go drink some goddamn tea.

You actually made me want tea. No joke.