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The absent-minded things we do that leave us mortified

Eveleivibe

Eveleivibe

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Well you've heard mine. I absent-mindly wrote Bluelight instead of my name.

So c'mon be brave n let's hear them.

What have you done absent minded that's left you mortified? Don't be shy n lets laugh at ours n the idiotic things we've done.

Evey
 
Once put an oz of hash in an aluminium pan to soften so i could cut it up - smoked too much went in the kitchen 1/2 an hour later . full of smoke , pan melted and hash long gone.
 
The one that I do (far too often) which leaves me totally mortified is this: Get wasted, then have to go and get some cash for beer or summat. Get to cash machine, put in card, key in amount I want, answer 'no' to 'Any more transactions?', take card and leave. Realise 10 minutes later that I didn't wait for the cash to come out. Alternatively, depending upon the type of machine and the order in which the program works, I take the cash and forget my card. I have done both of the above far too many times that I could totally cunt myself up the fuck for it!
 
Last one I shared on here - Insist that some bastard robbed you of ipad, find ipad in fridge a few hours later :D.
 
I was out with a girl i'd seen once or twice before. She went to the toilet so I thought i'd text my mate about said girl. Sent it to her by mistake :! Luckily it was all complimentary and we ended up having a bit of a laugh about it.
 
Bob Funkhouse said:
Similar to you Eve in that I've a habit of ending msgs with a x. The x is only meant for the Mrs but it's habit and have even ended my msg to weed dealer with a kiss....he loved it obviously.

Have done the other obvious one of sending e mail to the person I was talking about to them instead of colleague I was discussing it with.

I'm sure loads more will come back to me tho




Bear you're class :)
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I've also shared my stories of replying to the person that the email was bitching about (ie x is a bastard, reply to sender, cc x 8o). On the x thing - I have done that with probably everyone that has chatted with me, as well as starting my message with (what could be deemed offensive or demeaning) love, babe, treasure, darling etc. On the flip side - I have often finished a 'work' email - love ya - Bear - Bearlove etc
 
ponch said:
I was out with a girl i'd seen once or twice before. She went to the toilet so I thought i'd text my mate about said girl. Sent it to her by mistake :! Luckily it was all complimentary and we ended up having a bit of a laugh about it.
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This will sound made up - I was clubbing with my mate, she needed the loo. So off we went, I was sitting outside (on the floor like you do) and got a txt of a mate, we chatted via txt for ages, Im fucked , Im fucked up but clubbing catch up later or call me , well I have this problem, well I have this, not sure whats going on, this, that, the other etc about 40 mins later I clicked that I was chatting to my friend in the toilet. Opened the door and shouted x, your talking to me :D lets dance :D
 
Many of the things listed above. Calling girlfriends by ex-girlfriend's names is a good one. Plenty of exposed-cock-related stuff as well. Awful lot of that.

I'm sure most of it has been recounted in one of the previous threads of this nature. If not, it ain't all that amusing anyhow.
 
Bearlove said:
This will sound made up - I was clubbing with my mate, she needed the loo. So off we went, I was sitting outside (on the floor like you do) and got a txt of a mate, we chatted via txt for ages, Im fucked , Im fucked up but clubbing catch up later or call me , well I have this problem, well I have this, not sure whats going on, this, that, the other etc about 40 mins later I clicked that I was chatting to my friend in the toilet. Opened the door and shouted x, your talking to me :D lets dance :D
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Haha brilliant
 
Eveleivibe said:
Well you've heard mine. I absent-mindly wrote Bluelight instead of my name.

So c'mon be brave n let's hear them.

What have you done absent minded that's left you mortified? Don't be shy n lets laugh at ours n the idiotic things we've done.

Evey
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Dear Bluelight,

This is only an issue for me when I've been drinking. I was drinking heavy last night. But have woken today to see no warnings or infractions. REEZULT!
 
When I was texting my step dad before my phone auto corrected something I was trying to type to cocaine because I'd previously been talking about that very thing with someone else, of course I didn't notice before sending the text so that was awkward.
 
Oh I meant to text my friend, Jan, once telling her I was going round the pharmacies to get codeine - and ended up texting it to my MAM!!!! Let's just say she was NOT happy!

But wow.... thinking back to this morning, there I was all cosy n stuff, thinking "I'll check Bluelight" as one does when all smug n stuff under the covers only to read "You have received a warning from Bluelight" WTF???? Shittttttttt then a big message from me signed All the Best, Bluelight Shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt WTF????? I never even realise I'd done it... was like one of those bad dreams wow I'd seriously never felt so mortified in my LIFE lol....

Mind you it reminds me of some stuff we were learning in psychology about PRMING and how likely it was to accidently say a word that has been associated with another.... for instance "All the best" and "Bluelight" and used together in messages from officials and thus the words "all the best" prime the word "Bluelight." But all the "All the best" does not prime "Evey" hence the mistake. "Take Care" would prime my real name because I'm so used to signing it so there's more of a probability of signing my real name if I put "Take Care"

I must dig that stuff out and revise it because now I've made this mistake I'm now fascinated in something that bored me before. I think if I remember was concerned with attention, memory and language.
Has anyone done the stroop test where you have to say the colour not the word which is also written in a colour. Very fascinating stuff....

Anyway I'm going off topic but my mistake brought back a lot of stuff I learnt in Psychology which I used to think was BS but I may been wrong.

Evey
 
Eveleivibe said:
Shittttttttt then a big message from me signed All the Best, Bluelight Shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt WTF????? I never even realise I'd done it... was like one of those bad dreams wow I'd seriously never felt so mortified in my LIFE lol....
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You've seriously never been as mortified?
Come on, you've almost definitely done something worse???
I can think of a few hundred examples in my own life especially when growing up etc!
 
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