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talked to some bengals fans recently who were waaay too high on their team after that win vs the jets.

This loss ought to bring them back down to earth.

I always enjoyed bullshitting about sports with your Califagnia self, Care, because despite being a homer like us all, you have a nice objective streak about the game in that wheat grass-addled brain of yours ;)

but enough of my lexical e-hand-jobbing... my point is that I'm so very happy a fellow self-aware NFL fan has taken note of HOW FUCKING INSUFFERABLE Cinci Bengals fans are! OMFG! living in smack-dab in the Middle of Ohio (C-Bus) it truly is a war-zone for AFC North football fans - as Cinci and Cleve-o are essentially equidistant from one another - and Pittsburgh ain't much further (plus Steelers fans are EVERYWHERE, I've noticed)

as I've said earlier here, I got mad respect for Cleveland Browns fans, and they should be Pittsburgh's most bitterest rival. however, Browns fans are die-hard and support their team through epic heartbreaks. however Bengals fans have NO CLASS!

all Bengals fans do is stalk other AFC North fans on tOSU's campus, in groups of course, and shout and shout "WHO DEY? WHO DEY?"

it's like damn... shut the fuck up. I've never seen a Steelers fan get rowdy and all up in the faces of Cincinnasti fans. same goes for Browns fans...

FUCK CINCINNASTI
 
considering how the bengals were practically the 90's version of '13 jags

i can never hate on cincy, until they win an AFC championship or make playoffs 3 consecutive years

than let the hate flow, unless they're able to remain likable
which is possible
coach lewis great example of overcoming the bullshit

feel like he's on his 4th life

i like aj green and giovanni bernard, dalton reminds me too much of mike mcquery and seems like a dumbass humorless stiff, i'd have no problem joining his hate parade one day

can't name anyone of their defense, but they are putting together a damn good year for 2nd straight year
 
^ even though I fucking despise the "Bungles" (as we so passionately call the team 'round these parts ;)) I do have mad respect for their defense:

it all starts at the top with DC Mike Zimmer, very classy man and he possesses a finely tuned defensive mind. without Zimmer dictating their defense, the Bungles would be assault & battery victims in every AFC North inter-conference game...

perhaps one of my favorite defensive players in the NFL today is Cinci's very own Geno Atkins. holy hot damn, can that big boy play nose-guard!! Atkins is one of the most impressive D-Lineman in the game today, and his ability to shrug off O-Line Double Teams like a pestering beggar harassing to you while your strolling in Cincinnati's Over the Rhine neighborhood (most ghetto hood evar) - means that Geno could play D-Line in ANY decade of pro-football. he is and old-school bad ass, as much as I hate myself for praising a Bungle...

also Pac-Man Jones has had some impressive defensive plays as their CB. you just don't know what you're going to get outta that crazy mo'fucka - one year he gets burned on the reg, but then some years like this he is most ball hawking ball hawk in the game
 
also Pac-Man Jones has had some impressive defensive plays as their CB. you just don't know what you're going to get outta that crazy mo'fucka - one year he gets burned on the reg, but then some years like this he is most ball hawking ball hawk in the game

dat fukn challenge u think he real?
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The Bengals were always my favorite AFC team

I tried to get alasdair to bet on their pats game but he tactically ignored it knowing what was about to happen

sucks about Atkins though, he's one of the best dlineman in the league
 
but i say just get rid of the holding flag entirely
just no blocks in the back, tripping, tackling or face masking

they'll adjust

No that's crazy. O linemen would just tackle the pass rushers.

Although you can technically already tackle them by taking out their knees and then sitting on them. This is easier if you start passing plays in 3-point stances, instead of standing up. A 3-point stance for every play also disguises whether a play is a run or pass before the snap.
 
I think I've mentioned this before but jeff tuel went to the same highschool as me. If he can somehow end Kansas City's undefeated streak today that would be amazing.
 
I'm really digging this Chiefs VS Bills game... I love defensive play and that pic 6 was RIGHTEOUS! honestly, I'm kinda turning into a Kansas City Chiefs fan this year...

but I am PUMPED for this Steelers VS Patriots game - you with me, Wyld, my brother? speaking of brothers, my twin bro and I are planning on hitting up this glorious Steelers bar right down the street from my house. I swear it's the best Steelers bar in the history of mankind. I've got a vintage Heath Miller jersey and the owner runs around and throw beers at whichever patron is wearing the same jersey as the person on the field who just scored a touchdown!

Wyld will know when I say this - but I really don't think fans of other NFL teams truly understand just HOW MANY Pittsburgh Steelers bars are scattered across the Nation, er the GLOBE. have you ever seen a NE Patriots bar outside New England? hell no, the USA despises those chowder heads. the Pittsburgh Steelers are America's Team, and why don't you do a quick Google search for the Steelers bar nearest you, so you can enjoy this 4 o'clock game in style, daddy-o?

thinking about this game seriously - both Tom Brady and Big Ben have had career days against one another. Big Ben's O-Line is atrocious and he has no time to get rid of the ball. Tom Brady's wide receivers are horrendous and they can't seem to get open down the field. something has got to give!

HERE WE GO, STEELERS, HERE WE GO!
 
Chiefs are the biggest paper champions ever. Also leslie frazier is an awful coach and ahould be fired immidiately, rooney rule be damned.
 
I dunno man I'm buying the Chiefs. their RB Charles can shred a defense. I've never been an Alex Smith fan but he DOES NOT turn the ball over. and that defense is far and away the best D in the NFL - they are monstrous!
 
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