Tell us about a time when you thought something that wasn't actually that thing

[pinkpapaver]

last week I was in a restaurant and sat down looked to my left and thought "this place is bigger than I thought but I 'm a bit close to that person next to me."
after sitting a while I looked at the bloke across from me and looked to the left and thought that blokehas the same jumper as inam. then I realised it was a mirror. avery highly polished mirror that was very big.

 

[felix]

Yes, yes. But did you shart when you found it?

I don't recall that happening. That would seem like rather a massive over-reaction, to be frank. If I remember correctly, all I did was say "OOYAH BEAUTY! LOOK AT WHAT I JUST FOUND!!!" - there was no need for any sphincter movements, either voluntary or involuntary.

Felix, How come u catalogue yer music on a spreadsheet?

Because why the fucking not? I have a penis, therefore I like making lists, and sorting them, and searching them, and colour-coding things. Don't worry, our vinyl collection only comes to 200 items. It's not like I'm trying to catalogue every train in the entire UK rail network.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken

 

[One Thousand Words]

Kate strikes me as the type of women to smash an entire vinyl collection in a fit of rage, regardless who owns it, following a break up

 

[koneko]

Kate strikes me as the type of women to smash an entire vinyl collection in a fit of rage, regardless who owns it, following a break up

Correct

 

[One Thousand Words]

I'm guessing it's because you know you'll rebound with some younger stud who has gone digital

 

[keeping]

i sharted on bk-2cb, most likely more than once. in fact that was the most notable effect.

i thought it was only me!
that stuff is fucking evil man

 

[Josh]

What a charming story.

For many years, I thought I'd lost the cardboard "stand" for my Tears for Fears 10" picture disc (vinyl) of "Head Over Heels" (as seen on my neglected "Show us something cool in your house" thread recently. But funny story, when I was re-cataloguing Kate and I's vinyl collection on a spreadsheet the other week, you'll never guess what I found! That's right, I found the stand, in between two other records. Imagine my surprise and delight.

But now I think about it, that was a thing that I thought was true, but turned out not to be true. Oh for fuck's sake. Sorry for the confusion, OP and Mods.

http://discogs.com is a great place for cataloguing (and also buying and selling) vinyl, worth a look.

Discogs

 

[PetalToTheMetal]

I think everyone has at least once

anyone who says elsewise is a liar, or just no fun at parties

 

[kingme]

Birth control and lsd is a proper mind bender eh.

Never can tell if that condom is on or im just skinning some snake.