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[spypilot]

knock knock whos there
me now sign these divorce papers
fuck you bitch im not signing that shit you just want my money you fucking whore
and while your here take your kids they flopped out of your hole and theyre fucking annoying
your not getting a fucking dime out of me skank
(its funny because its statistically accurate)

this is how i picture having a family ends up
dont tell me this doesnt happen you know damn well it does lol

 

[streaM Freak]

this is how i picture having a family ends up
dont tell me this doesnt happen you know damn well it does lol

Probably close as the subtext to a conversation that has less name calling and more sneaky actions.

 

[Ki3ly]

This guys wife was really mad at the fact that, he her husband, had no sense of direction.
So he said right, .... and packed his bags and left.

 

[Ki3ly]

"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"

 

[Ki3ly]

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

 

[ions]

"What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"

that's one of my kid friendly jokes.

 

[kingsfont]

A guy hacks into Wikipedia and steals the entire database. When the cops come to arrest him he says 'Officer wait! I can explain everything!'

 

[Ki3ly]

This guy tells his friend that he went to see his ex-wife yesterday and then he left.
He 'forgot' to tell his friend that he 'ran over her with his car.'