Social Tell a Joke

[Ki3ly]

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?”

The cat says, “A shot of whiskey.” The bartender pours the cat it's drink.

Slowly, the cat pushes the shot off the bar…immediately demanding, “ANOTHER!!”

 

[Shambles]

A bear walks into a bar.

Bartender says: “Why the long





































































… paws?”

 

[Ki3ly]

What do you get when you combine a Vagina with an a.i. ?

A cunt that knows Everything.

 

[spypilot]

knock knock whos there
me now sign these divorce papers
fuck you bitch im not signing that shit you just want my money you fucking whore
and while your here take your kids they flopped out of your hole and theyre fucking annoying
your not getting a fucking dime out of me skank
(its funny because its statistically accurate)

 

[Ki3ly]

knock knock whos there
me now sign these divorce papers
fuck you bitch im not signing that shit you just want my money you fucking whore
and while your here take your kids they flopped out of your hole and theyre fucking annoying
your not getting a fucking dime out of me skank
(its funny because its statistically accurate)

But it has to be like a pun. A nice one.

Punny !! Pun intended bb.

 

[Ki3ly]

This guys ex-wife still misses him ....

but her aim is starting to improve.

blat blat blat haha

 

[Ki3ly]

I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought....
“that’s the last thing i need !”

 

[KriptonitXxx]

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